What do I want for my birthday?

[LaraMN]

I can't think of anything, and it's in a couple weeks. I'm supposed to come up with a list, but somehow I'm drawing a blank. All I can think of is underwear, lotion, and a tattoo.


Any fantastic ideas?
:P

[ceile]

1. Black leather knee-high boots.

Well, that's what I'd ask for anyway. :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

2. Already got a couple pairs of those.

If I didn't they would definitely be fun to get, though!

[ceile]

4. How about a spa/massage g.c.?

Get out for a day and pamper yourself.

[LaraMN]

8. Ohhh! THAT would be nice!

That's a good idea!

[trof]

3. How about a new catcher's mit?

That seemed to go over well in another 'gift' thread.
;-)

[LaraMN]

6. No. no. nooo.

I didn't catch where that was discussed, but anything related to sports is unlikely to be advisable. Is that a dirty joke? If it was, I must be advised forthwith! I can not be out-of-the-loop!!!11!

[trof]

9. Reverend _Smitty wanted to know what to get her mom.

For her birthday.
:-)

[BarenakedLady]

5. Shower massager

and other various "toys". That's what's on my Christmas list anyway. :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

7. Heh!

I do have a coupon to use at a particular site...:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Locking

Sex thread.

:spank: :spank:

[BarenakedLady]

15. What?

I meant legos. WTH did you think I meant?

[azmouse]

10. If you can't think of anything maybe you have all you need...

for now at least.

How about a gift to a homeless shelter or food bank? They always need things this time of year.

And Happy Birthday in advance!! :hi:

[LaraMN]

19. That's a great idea.

Although my Mom will likely insist on buying me new socks.

[SOteric]

12. George Clooney naked on a white sand beach?

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

20. Nah.

I don't like sand in my bum.

[SOteric]

24. Then ask Mr.Lara to take you out dancing,

or to some fancy show where you get to dress up and wear your party clothes.

Alternatively, make George Clooney bring a blanket.

[LaraMN]

26. That sounds good. It's on a Saturday.

Hypothetically speaking, I could binge-drink my way through the day...

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Industrial strength garters?

Electric toilet paper re-roller?


Coffeemaker that isn't an asshole?


Ummm...


Apricots?


:7

[LaraMN]

21. You know me too well...

APRICOTS! GOD YES!

:bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Well, that and I remember all too well

... the (admittedly deserved) mod smackdown I got on your apricot thread a few months ago. Can I help it that apricots look like little bums? And bring to mind other physique-symbolic fruits? Heh heh.



:7

[LaraMN]

29. Soft, fuzzy little bums!

They're so cute! And tasty!

[KitchenWitch]

14. runproof garter stockings!

:P

[LaraMN]

22. I'm thinking about just coloring them on with marker.

It'll slough off eventually...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. a spa day

[LaraMN]

23. That I could go for!

I've never been to a spa.

It's true.

:wow:

[Redstone]

17. To be a year younger rather than older?

I'd go for that myself.

Of course, I'm old, and you're not. that might not be of as much value to you.

Redstone

[LaraMN]

25. Nah. I'm cool with it. It's my last twenty-something birthday.

Now just watch... On the 16th, I'll burst into the Lounge on a tirade about my inevitable death and decline and spend the day in tears, inundating the board with pathetic, vain, melodramatic ramblings, and pictures of my "when I was still young and beautiful."

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. You want the White Trash Cookbook!

http://www.spilsbury.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=30001&storeId=10001&productId=21921&ref=dtfd_findgift&wt.mc_id=2591



:P



What about a day at the Spa, or just a massage? :shrug:

[LaraMN]

28. Oh hells, yeah!

I want it! Badly!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[crim son]

30. May I suggest

http://www.transparentcorp.com/products/

MindSpa AudioStrobe Decoder + CalmBlue Deep Relaxation Glasses? To help eeeaaazzzzeee you into your thirties...

[LaraMN]

31. I'd rather have drugs.

But that's not going to happen, either.

:D

[crim son]

33. Laughing. I want them so I don't have to use drugs!

I've used the hypnosis program for several months and it's been great. But turning twenty-nine isn't so terrible that you'd require hypnosis to dull the shock.

[marzipanni]

32. I'd kinda like to try this

my b-day is also coming up, but I don't have any extra money to spend on a luxury that would wear off in 3 months! (I wish I could send Bush*/Cheney the bill, my scowl wrinkles have gotten much worse in the past 6 years!)

[dpbrown]

34. Underwear, lotion, and a tattoo sound pretty good to me...

...if we promise to keep it a secret, will you show us all your presents?

:rofl:

[GirlinContempt]

35. A trip with your best bud Aly