If someone had to eat you?

[Omphaloskepsis]

What would they go for first..?

My upper body is pathetic. Skin and bones. But my legs are very muscular and could provide dinner for days. I do a lot of bike riding and skateboarding. So, if someone was to eat you. Where would they start?

[KitchenWitch]

1. ...

:bounce::bounce:

[Deja Q]

3. Hmmm, cantaloupes?

:D

[KitchenWitch]

5. Pretty much!

[Omphaloskepsis]

28. I was thinking survival, not entertainment..

[Deja Q]

2. I've been told my sausage is quite filling...

:yoiks:

[ronnykmarshall]

4. There is no question ....

[KitchenWitch]

6. Now, THAT is festive!

:evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Hey baby!!!

Happy New Year!!!

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

8. Happy New Year!

early!

You are on the west coast, right?

:loveya:

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Yup ...

A few more hours.

I've got chicken and Rice-a-roni (in honor of the San Francisco treat ... Nancy Pelosi) to munch on waiting for the new year.

Can't wait for the Rose Parade in the morning too!

[KitchenWitch]

19. I LOVE the Rose Parade

I had the opportunity to see it live in 2002!

I will go see it live again sometime soon.

Meanwhile, my SIL who lives in Pasadena went to the Bay area this weekend to get away from the Rose Bowl crowds!

[BarenakedLady]

9. .......

I shall say nothing...


except...

[KitchenWitch]

11. ...

:spank::spank::spank:

[BarenakedLady]

15. Hehehehe

I've been chastised by the KitchenWitch. :woohoo:

[SPKrazy]

23. ...

:evilgrin:

[Drum]

24. lol

and LOL!

and I am SO saving that smiley gif!

[BarenakedLady]

25. I stole it too

But you may only use it on me!

OMG. You totally forgot to give me your full name address and phone number. I'm sure it was just an oversight.

;)

[Danger Mouse]

10. Nowhere. Ever.

Cannibalism is the fuckin creepiest thing I can possibly conceive of in my wildest dream, and my greatest nightmare. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh. No. No. FUCK. NO.
That is all.

[pokerfan]

42. Ever read Cannibalism In The Cars by Mark Twain?

http://www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/1288/

[crim son]

12. I'm slim but with a small layer

of female padding all over. So I think most of me would be delicious.

[SPKrazy]

14. Yummy!

Crim son and clover, over and over, crim son and clover, over and over!

I think you'd be tasty with a good Chianti and some fava beans.

oh hell, I just think you'd be tasty!

:evilgrin:

[Generic Brad]

16. My stomach

Poor dead man's liposuction.

[samplegirl]

17. well lets just say

it would be slim pickins!

[SPKrazy]

18. My Legs Are Meaty!

well developed, from bike riding and elliptical and stair master, weights etc.

My upper body is less so, but one could start anywhere.

My sausage is tasty too I've been told (copycat of Hypnotoad)

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Have you even seen the movie "Ravenous"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129332/


Creepy ass movie, this thread reminded me of it. :P



It's only 9:45 and I'm getting too sleepy to type properly, this doesn't bode well.

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Probably the legs also, for the same reasons, haha.

[Drum]

22. Thighs.

I am a Sagittarius, after all.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. Stomach.

There's a couple of handfuls there. :D

[Xipe Totec]

27. They'd go for the barf bag n/t

[Haole Girl]

29. My breasts...

....no, wait...my legs...

Oh, I don't know...I'm not a cannibal!

:rofl:

[Omphaloskepsis]

30. I thought breast were fatty tissues.

While fun to play with. They might not go well with my legs. What the fuck do I know? I need a beer.

[NMMNG]

31. My thighs

They're pretty muscular.

[reformedrepub]

32. My chest and arms

they got the most meat......

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Buffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

:hug:

[NMMNG]

35. O.RRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

:grouphug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. Whereya been?

Been missin' ya. :loveya:

[NMMNG]

37. Working

My new position doesn't allow as much online time. I get lots of overtime though. Busy busy busy.

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. New position, eh?

Nudge, nudge.

[NMMNG]

39. Always with your mind in the gutter.

I like that. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. I wouldn't wanna disappoint ya

[NMMNG]

41. You never do.

:-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. They'd rather eat Johnson, sir

[Mojambo]

43. My balls. They're a delicacy. n/t

[Call Me Wesley]

44. Locking.

And a reminder to buy some fresh fruits; you never know when they might come in handy:



Thank you!

Call Me Wesley
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