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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 01:17 PM
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Elvis is giving Sadaam his daily briefing
when Ken Lay walks in .... (continue)
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 01:21 PM
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1. Ken Lay asks
Where's James Brown?
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 01:39 PM
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2. Richard Nixon looks in and says
pardon me.....
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Gatchaman Donating Member (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 01:41 PM
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3. Elvis tells Saddam that
Edited on Mon Jan-01-07 01:42 PM by Gatchaman
three brazillian murder victims are on their way today...
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 02:00 PM
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4. DINGDINGDING...WOOP WOOP ...DINGDINGDING
Edited on Mon Jan-01-07 02:03 PM by ashling
and the award for first use of the Brazillian Joke for the year 2007 goes to .... Gatchaman!
:bounce:

:wow:

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:


You can go home with what's behind door # 1 ... IF you an answer this question:




.... how many in a Brazillion?

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 02:02 PM
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5. Anywhere from 30 to 50
depending on body size.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-02-07 03:14 PM
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6. And says, "Hey, Saddam, I thought you were dead!"
Saddam replies,... (continue)
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InvisibleTouch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-02-07 04:14 PM
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7. He replies:
"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

(Wasn't he spotted in Argentina just the other day?)
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