BREAKING: Adult Swim announces purchase of Boston mental hospital

[Leopolds Ghost]

To make way for the Deathklok Institute For Wayward Kittens.

In a pre-prepared statement, Deathklok's band leader said:

"We apologize for the foul treatment all mentally disturbed
residents of the great city of Boston have had to undergo.
Comfort yourself that you will not be troubled by life much longer.

RELEASE... THE... KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:evilfrown: :headbang: :evilgrin: :headbang: :evilgrin: :headbang: :evilgrin: :headbang: :evilfrown:

[alittlelark]

1. If you were'nt so far away I'd say we need to have a drink sometime.

RELEASE THE KITTENS!!!

[Leopolds Ghost]

5. Meatwad says: "Hey, can I join you guys?"

SHAKE:

"No. Strictly humans and beverages only. Can't you see we're trying to solve a mysterious terror plot here?" :beer:

FRYLOCK:

"Maybe the Lite-brites weren't left by terrorists. Maybe they were just a marketing campaign for our upcoming movie."

SHAKE:

"They were left by Mooninites I tell you! Mooninites! Whose side are you on anyway? Don't you know that vandalism -is- terrorism? Now, use your death-ray to blow up this Lite-brite so I can prove my theory."

FRYLOCK: "OK, OK, calm down, Shake."

[CitizenRob]

2. Be careful with your Lite Brite.

Apparently your childhood Lite Brite is enough to cause a terror alert these days...

[catnhatnh]

3. Jeepers...

...a non-germane trifecta of nonsense...

[Leopolds Ghost]

4. Search DU for "Mooninites" or "Lite brite"

Of course, anyone younger than 30 probably doesn't even know what a Lite Brite is, so of course you would be confused...

(Mooninite frowny face, anyone?)

Obviously the Metalocalypse must be nigh. Either that or I feel old!!!

Don't be... it's a cable show. I never watched it until recently, because I hate cable. But I read about it.

You woulda think the Boston PD anti-graffiti task force would have known what Aqua Teens and their nemesis, the Mooninites, were.

It's like the military captains who thought "Kilroy" was a coded message left by the Nazis!

[krispos42]

13. Nite Brights were those toys that...

Made changing diapers a colorful and entertaining experience for parents, IIRC. Like confetti, but crunchy!!!!

[Leopolds Ghost]

18. Hmm... I shudder to think what this means. n/t

[ReverendDeuce]

6. Dr. Rockso in the hizzy!

Seriously, he really does a lot of cocaine....

[Leopolds Ghost]

7. "We have received reports that the metal band DEATHKLOK is experimenting with guerrilla marketing."

Scientist #1:

"They MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO SUCCEED! If DEATHKLOK harnesses the power of guerrilla marketing, the world's energy reserves will be subject to terror attacks from millions of crazed metal fans! In short, it would lead to $5 gasoline and nuclear armageddon."

Scientist #2:

"Once you let the genie of atomic Death Metal out of it's bottle... there's no turning back, gentlemen!"

Dick Cheney:

"ENOUGH!
We will ALLOW the band... "DEATHKLOK"... to EXPERIMENT
with this so-called 'guerrilla marketing'. MUHAHAHAHA!"

CONDOLEEZA, SHE-WOLF of the WEST WING:

"We will Report on ALL their movements, Sir."

[ReverendDeuce]

8. Dethklok's lead singer is "Nathan Explosion"...

From left to right:

William "Murderface" Murderface, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, and Toki Wartooth

DETHKLOK!

[Leopolds Ghost]

9. More Proof!

SHAKE:

"These were the guys that planted the Lite-Brites under the bridge. Explosion! Don't you see? That's the tip-off!"

FRYLOCK: "Or it could be..."

(Sound of crunching guitars)

(Mooninite Lite-brites EXPLODE)

FRYLOCK:

"Well, I guess you were right. Crazed death-metal bands left them there to blow up the world."

SHAKE:

"And now it's time to start wearing Mad Max outfits! That's the only way to survive the coming War on Death Metal. Food and fuel will be precious, my friend. What do we have in your house that we can burn?"

MOONINITES: "Ha. Ha. The stupid Earth creatures bought our plan
to stage a WAR on Death Metal using Mooninite Lite-brite technology
made in the former Soviet Union! Now we can steal all their belongings."

[ReverendDeuce]

11. Ohhh very nice... my additions/edits...

MEATWAD: "That's my new Dethklok album. It's way metal. Nathan Explosion is..."

SHAKE: "Now see! These were the guys that planted the Lite-Brites under the bridge. Explosion! Nathan!"

(Shake throws the lite-brite panel to the ground, causing it to immediately explode...)

SHAKE: "Don't you see? That's the tip-off! It's been perfectly planned from the start!"

FRYLOCK: "Well, I guess you were right. Crazed death-metal bands left them there to blow up the world."

SHAKE: "And now it's time to start wearing Mad Max outfits! That's the only way to survive the coming War on Death Metal. Food and fuel will be precious, my friend. What do we have in the house that we can burn?"

IGNIGNOKT: "Ha. Ha. The stupid Earth creatures bought our plan to stage a WAR on Death Metal using Mooninite Lite-brite technology made in the former Soviet Union! Now we can steal all their belongings, and sell them on eBay."

CARL: "Oh yeah that sounds great. We'll have some kind of helmet party with the moon men here..."

IGNIGNOKT: "Your tone is increasingly gay, fat man."

ERR: "He said it."

IGNIGNOKT: "I wasn't talking to you, Err..."

[Leopolds Ghost]

12. Carl: "Are we having some kind of terrorist cell over here? Because I don't tolerate that shit!"

:evilgrin:

[xultar]

16. I think Explosion so hot!

[Leopolds Ghost]

17. "So hot it could burn the flesh off our pathetic, whiny fans." n/t

[leftstreet]

10. ...

:spray:

[Leopolds Ghost]

14. Anyhow, Good thing they weren't doing guerrilla advertising for Metalocalypse: The Movie

[Edweird]

20. BLOOD OCEAN!

[xultar]

15. They've been up in 10 cities. Boston nutbags were the only ones to panic.

[deepthought42]

19. Like my new avatar?

I dedicate it to all the idiots out there who freak out over every little thing. Yesterday I hear about these suspicious devices in Boston, but don't think much of it. This morning I find out they were ATHF characters??? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I just might go see this movie now. :evilgrin:

[Leopolds Ghost]

21. I Love the controversy, but I refuse to get suckered in

To seeing the movie. The fact that even corporate trustafarian marketing guru stunt artists, with their creepy cable TV channels, are now considered too permissive for the mainstream scares me.

That said, AHTF is one of the few good ones.