So, what will Punxatawney Phil do tomorrow?

[zanne]

If I were him, I'd bite whoever put me in the cage, then dragged me out for the cameras.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. He'll see his shadow...

assume it's a terrorist, then shut down Boston for six more months.

[tigereye]

6. ah

:rofl:

[matcom]

2. take a shit

i guarantee it

[edbermac]

3. Bite some guy's nuts off.

[Zookeeper]

4. It doesn't matter to me, I live in Minnesota....

We WILL have six more weeks of winter, either way.

[Left Is Write]

11. As a Minnesotan, six more weeks of winter always sounded GOOD to me!

That would've made spring come earlier than usual. :D

[Zookeeper]

13. LOL!

That's so true.

[Kixel]

19. No kidding!

Bundle up this weekend!!

[Zookeeper]

21. You too, Kixel...

Stay warm and cozy! :hi:

[Kixel]

23. Actually...

I'll be warm in the glow of progressives-I'm going to Camp Wellstone!

[Zookeeper]

25. .....

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :hi:

[RedStateShame]

5. Nothing. He's too scared of those Mooninite Lite Brites to come out.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. No shadow for Phil

That's my prediction.

[grace0418]

8. Haven't you heard? Times have changed...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/082342040X/ref=dp_image_0/104-5011917-6109514?ie=UTF8&n=283155&s=books

Just thought I'd put in a little plug for my good friend who illustrated this book!

[ptvet]

9. Thought I had a perfect Bill Murray type thing

To say...then I lost it. :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

10. part of my daughter's Kindergarten homework was about Groundhog Day

One wonders, in southern California, whether Groundhog Day has any relevance.

:o

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. It's got an unusual history.

Started as an African folktale, or something unusual like that if I remember correctly.

[JVS]

14. BLOOD SOAKED RAMPAGE

[kedrys]

15. He'll predict 2 more years of complete and utter @*#&$% bullshit

Unfortunately. :(

[chknltl]

16. He's a repug...so he'll be wearin' a button which says:

GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH
"W" in '08


























(they have their dirty hands in everything I tell ya)

[sasquatch]

17. Probably play with himself in front of everybody

:D

[InkAddict]

18. Don't members of the "shadow" government

stay hunkered down in their bunkers?

[Kajsa]

20. I'm with you.

I'd just love to see him throw a
hissy fit when they take him out!

Like" drag me out and hold me up
like a friggin trophy, huh?
---take that!!"

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[HuffleClaw]

22. screw phil. its WILLIE who is the genuine groundhog.

http://www.southbrucepeninsula.com/index.cfm?member=willie

"...witness the awesome, mythical prognosticating powers of our resident albino groundhog, Wiarton Willie."

[krispos42]

24. He'll come out, shaven from head to toe...

wearing sunglasses, swim trunks, and zinc oxide on his nose. He'll place a little steel bucket full of Corona and ice next to a little beach chair, open up a little beach umbrella, and plop his rodent fanny down into the chair. Then he'll say....

"Global warming's here to stay, so I'm adapting. If you're smart, you'll join me!

"Anybody got a lime?"