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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 09:14 AM Original message |
Doctor Steals Hand From Cadaver, Gives It To Stripper |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
1. He misunderstood her idiomatic request for assistance moving something. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 09:27 AM Response to Original message |
2. You know, Hott 22's is a juice bar, so the guy can't even claim he was drunk. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 10:40 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. And you know that because...? |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 10:42 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. I live in NJ. If it's topless or full-nudity, they can't serve alcohol. |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 10:46 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Ahh, so that's why all the guys from the NJ offices would always |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 10:52 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. In Connecticut |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
3. He'll just get a slap on the wrist |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 10:27 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. BOOO! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
4. Wouldn't a dildo be more sanitary and less prone to infection? |
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sir_captain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 10:21 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. It can't get infected |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 10:42 AM Response to Original message |
8. I guess he misinterpreted things... |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
12. That's weird. But not that big of a deal. |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-02-07 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
13. New meaning to five finger discount. |
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