Fundy woman prepares for rapture by getting boob job.

[Deep13]

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=291520

Apparently, Jesus loves you better if you have a flat stomach and an amazing rack.

[Connonym]

1. further proof that they're all nuts n/t

[Deep13]

3. Or they don't take that whole rapture thing seriously.

[Wapsie B]

8. Tummy tuck & boob job ........... is that coming before the gangbang

or after? :shrug:

Better be before. She needs to heal up first before all that grabbing going on.

I think some do actually believe in the hellfire and damnation of the rapture. This one though appears to be either great at sarcasm or just enamored with fundy power right now and could honestly give a shit about religious dogma.

[GoneOffShore]

2. That is so bizarre!

And the responses as well.

So, when they get raptured are they going to leave their implants behind? Can you imagine, fundie cars filled with fundie implants? Ughh!

[Pierre.Suave]

4. WTF

I dont get it, or them, at all...

[Deep13]

5. Thet's probably a good thing. nt

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

7. These people were all over the place during my childhood.

I wish they would all pick a place , go there and stay there.

[LaraMN]

6. Well, we know which end of her will tip to the bottom,

as she's floating away.
Maybe we can watch it on YouTube.

[democracyindanger]

9. Won't the boobs be left behind with her clothes?

:shrug:

[Momgonepostal]

18. OMGosh, that is too funny

YOu know, in the "Left Behind" books, that's exactly what happened, all the "body additives" like fillings, pacemakers, etc. were left after the rapture. It looks like she's still be meeting the Lord with her A-cups. LOL

[Deep13]

19. What about the discarded material from the tummy-tuck?

Will that get raptured too?

[Orrex]

41. In Heaven, we all have perfect boobs

If not, then I ain't going.

[crim son]

10. One of the women responding is having a bunch of work done

too, "as a reward for having kids." What I want to know is, where's my freaking reward? :grr:

[mainegreen]

11. Here:

:P

[crim son]

14. You have to know that isn't what I meant!

:rofl: But what the hell... it's Friday. :toast:

You crack me up.

[BarenakedLady]

12. You don't get one

Your children are enough of a reward.


















:sarcasm:

[crim son]

15. Yeah, right.

:eyes:

Hehe. I actually like my body better after having kids but as you know, this face has to go!

[BarenakedLady]

16. Shut up!

You are georgeous! I hate my body after having kids. I'm a roadmap of scars. blech.

[liberal hypnotist]

13. Laugh not! For the meek shall inherit the earth.

That's a pretty clear message from god that the only people wanted in heaven are the arrogant and beautiful. Rapture On!

[xchrom]

17. yeah -- the rapture crowd should be renamed the

''jesus is my boyfriend'' crowd.

talk about -- not getting it.

[zingaro]

20. "Jesus is my boyfriend, and he's my Daddy too." It's perfect.

I think there's a song in it somewhere. Really twangy. Or polka-y.

[texas1928]

21. So when the rapture happens to her.

there will be a *POOF* and just two fake boobs sitting there.


:rofl:

[peekaloo]

22. LOL....it's the same as having the barn painted, or polishing the car or

replacing the worn carpet.

I thought one would testify to Jebus, not objectify.

[Pierre.Suave]

23. I have to add more to this discussion

What I thought after reading the linked forum thread was:

Boob Jobs for Jesus.

Then: I was trying to figure out how this fit into a christian lifestyle. It doesn't.

Then: I tried to figure out how many different ways there would be to use the bible against her and this operation, but was overwhelmed with the sheer magnitude of options.

Then: I gave up because they probably wouldn't get it anyway, so I came back here.

And all I learned was that these fucking idiots are FUCKED UP hypocrites and then I understood why the fundamentalists support the republicans, and why they are so vocal against any opposition. They are all Living a lie, a lie that if unraveled would destroy their entire psyche and world view and probably leave them in dementia in a psych hospital somewhere.

[Pierre.Suave]

24. Interesting...

I just went over there to register, and perused their rules, and found this gem...

<snip>

Loose Lips Sink Ships - Any information regarding a scheduled deployment of military personal is to be treated as classified until such a time as it is released via the media to the general public. Information such as company name/ship, dates, bases and cities should not be posted until a reliable media source (national or local) has released this information for public knowledge.

edit: There has to be a way that the entire discussion is in violation of their rules...

edit2: I found it:

By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-orientated, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.

How can a "boob job" be anything but sexually oriented? There is no reason for it other than sexual attractiveness, and that itself is against God. Did God not say not to be vain?

edit3: ALSO, I just thought of this... Is getting a boob job an admission that God is not perfect and the way he made her is not perfect? This might be blasphemy, another violation of their rules.

[montanto]

43. admission that god is not perfect.

there it is! You are not to modify your bod cuz it is as it should be. Ya caint get inta heaven with tats (or fake tits for that matter) etc. :evilgrin:

[Beer Snob-50]

25. small breasts

make the baby jesus cry.

[kay1864]

34. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Isn't vanity an Original Sin?

Or maybe this would fall under "pleasures of the flesh." :shrug:

[Pierre.Suave]

27. I think so

that entire thread is blasphemous if you want to nitpick the rules and follow what their bible actually says

edit: more from their rules:

No blasphemy - While we welcome discussion on matters of Christianity by those who do not share our faith, we ask that they respect our beliefs and remain in the Apologetics forum, which was created for that purpose. Mocking our God, beliefs or members, baiting, inflammatory or sarcastic posts, will result in a loss of posting privileges.

this is how my Dictionary defines Blasphemy, It would seem that their rules only apply to NON believers, allowing them to be as blasphemous as they want, as evidenced by this thread. It could be said that this thread is an example of Impiety.

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Maybe she wants

"(her) two breasts (to be) like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies" and "(her) navel (to be) like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: (her) belly (to be) like an heap of wheat set about with lilies."

:7

[Pierre.Suave]

30. LOL

you put some thought into that? Is thou covetous?

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Moi?

It's from the Song of Solomon. I just wikied it. :)




But, verily, I can be covetous. :evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

40. HAHA

good reply.

:evilgrin:

[montanto]

29. She's gonna be disappointed

when she gets to heaven and her tits are gone and her belly flap is hangin' down again!!!!111!

:evilgrin:

It'll put jesus and the other yokels off their chow I tells ya. She'll never get that dinner invite.

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

31. Heres a question...

Why are they all referring to their husbands and "DH?"

Is he their Designated Hitter?

[ContraBass Black]

32. Dear Husband

[ContraBass Black]

35. The OP doesn't say anything about Jesus.

She's just nervous about the surgery and asking for advice.

[Pierre.Suave]

38. I think the Jesus thing is implied

based on the forum the discussion is on.

[NewJeffCT]

46. the "RR"

stands for "Rapture Ready" I believe... I think you have to be part of a certain fundamenatlist Christian sects to sign up to post there.

[Kerrytravelers]

36. I'm just speechless.

:wow:



Of course, upon further surfing over there, this idiot thinks an "An EMP bomb over Iran makes perfect sense"
http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=292007


Yep. let's bomb Iran. :eyes:

[Pierre.Suave]

47. technically

he has a point.

But I still don't think it is a good idea.

EMP's don't kill anyone, just electronics.

[Pierre.Suave]

37. Add Lying to the pot of Sin...

Why must you tell the kids anything about getting your breast augmentation? Would you tell them if your husband had a vasectomy? It's none of their business.

Just transition your size slowly BEFORE the surgery with inserts in your bra. A little bit bigger each week until you get to your goal size. Then by the time the actual surgery arrives, your kids will have been adjusted to the new size *very slowly* over the course of many weeks, and won't know a thing. On the day of surgery just tell your kids that you went to the doctor for your "back". That's what I did. I told my kids that I was having back pain and the doctor was going to fix my back. Then when I came home from surgery and had to stay in bed, not lift things and have help from daddy in doing things, it all seemed perfectly normal because the "doctor worked on my back" and all those things would have hurt my "back". The kids accepted it as a perfectly reasonable explanation and never questioned it.

:eyes:

[Initech]

39. Isn't pride one of the seven deadly sins?

And wouldn't a boob job fall under the "pride" category?

[Pierre.Suave]

42. thats what I am saying...

it is completely against what they are SUPPOSED to believe.

[montanto]

44. maybe this person

IS BAITING THEM. They are responding with positive comments and support, rather than telling her she's gonna burn in hell like they should??!!

:evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

45. That is straight out of "The Onion"

that is bizarre.