Who here wants to publicly confess to the commission of a crime?

[asthmaticeog]

I don't, but I'm just wondering.

[datasuspect]

1. if making love sweetly

and being a smoove mutha is a crime, color me felonious.

[mainegreen]

2. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

This is a protest post.

:P

[AllegroRondo]

3. I cut the tags off of my matresses

:)

[asthmaticeog]

4. SCOUNDREL!

OFF TO GAOL WITH THIS IRREDEEMABLE MISCREANT!

[liberal hypnotist]

8. I stood by while an outlaw bike gang....

..cut every mattress and pillow tag in their rooms. I was managing a motel at the time. I knew it was a federal crime and I didn't do a thing. ...or was it a dream?

[petronius]

15. Sorry, dude - that's not illegal for the purchaser of the mattress.

No street-cred for you! :P

[AllegroRondo]

20. what if Im just renting it?

[petronius]

23. Well, if that's the case, you're a bad, baad man...

:)

[InternalDialogue]

5. I was a preteen petty thief.

But I was caught at the time with my accomplice (Idiot! If he only listened to me, we would have gotten away with it!) who just had to go back for that license plate nailed to the wall of the shed. We apologized to the woman who owned the place under threat of being "told on."

[Cobalt Violet]

6. I'm a terrorist.

I've posted bills on city property before. That's terrorism now.

[LynzM]

7. Yeah, not me, either.

Thanks.

[XNASA]

9. You don't?

But that's the most interesting thing about you.

[asthmaticeog]

11. Actually, from a criminological standpoint,

my motives are far more interesting than the actual crimes I commit.

[krispos42]

10. I committed free speech outside of the designated zone

Don't tell anyone...

[deutsey]

12. I am a doubleunplusgood thougthcriminal

Someone stop me before I think again!

[asthmaticeog]

13. You're also a double-plus ungood Newspeak grammarian.

:P

[deutsey]

22. Hey, Ignorance is Strength

You watch your ass, or I'll report you to Miniluv, buddy.

;-)

[asthmaticeog]

24. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[rug]

14. I watch Cartoon Network.

:yoiks:

[terrya]

16. I'm so tediously law abiding.

[SOteric]

17. I have committed numerous crimes

against fashion.

As yet, however, the Fashion Police have not managed to apprehend me.

BWwwaaaaHaHaHa!!!

[RetroLounge]

18. Conspiracy to commit Adultery...

:shrug:

RL

[AllegroRondo]

21. actually, Adultury is not a crime

exept for people in the military, under the UCMJ.

not that I would be guilty of anything like that....

[skygazer]

19. I read a Harry Potter book

as an adult! :cry:

[bluethruandthru]

25. Multiple offender here!

I breastfed in public, was an unapologetic smoker, eaten at Olive Garden many times, love Harry Potter books, Gawd..I'm doomed! :cry:

[momophile]

26. I may have stolen a shopping cart when I was a teen.

I said I MAY have. I'll check the statute of limitations on that and get back to you.

[azmouse]

27. I drove over the speed limit today.

:blush:

[Madspirit]

28. Herb

I smoke pot.
Madspirit

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Today I parked in a spot labeled

Office Staff.

And, I'm not.

I figure if they weren't there by 10AM, they weren't coming and why let a perfectly good parking space close to the school go to waste? Especially since it was raining.

[Mr. McD]

30. I stole a few cars

Back about 40 years ago.:shrug: I was a bad boy.:evilgrin:

[kwassa]

31. I ran a red light the other day.

Don't tell ANYONE!

[redqueen]

32. I have been drunk in public before.

Not proud of it, but there it is.

[otherlander]

33. I stole a purple Gatorade a few years ago.

I was thirsty. :(

[One_Life_To_Give]

34. I wear socks with my Boat Shoes!

Yes, I know it is a terrible thing. But I just can't get into wearing them without socks. The insides become so slimy without them.

[conscious evolution]

35. When the statute of limitations expires

I will confess to the crime I am smoking right now!
But not until then.

[flvegan]

36. Trespass...theft...conspiracy to commit theft...receiving stolen property

Transport of stolen property..."sale" of stolen property...

I've confessed to it before, and the animals are better off.

I've also used certain images without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

[Lethe]

37. i urinated on the outside of several campus buildings at Texas Tech

most notably: the Biology building (several times), Holden Hall, Gaston Hall, the old administration building, the old English building, and the EE building

hey it's not my fault, the bar was a long walk from my dorm and i had to go somewhere

:toast: