Have you been abducted by aliens?

[Deja Q]

Poll question: Have you been abducted by aliens?

Well?

[AllegroRondo]

1. I was, but they erased my memory of it.

does that count?

[Goblinmonger]

2. Does anally probed

in the confines of my own bedroom by aliens count as an "abduction"? Hypothetically?

[Deja Q]

3. With aliens, anything counts!

Even being impregnated by one! :woohoo:

[Madspirit]

4. I am one.

Don't tell anyone.
Madspirit

[Gormy Cuss]

6. I suspected as much.

It's that avatar. There are no talking dogs on earth. Mr. Peabody was invented for the double coded secret messages that we beamed into the outer galaxy just to trick you aliens. There's no wayback machine either.

[Madspirit]

8. You just wait....

We WILL get you.
Madspirit

[MoseyWalker]

5. Yes, I, right this minute,

have someone in my house who knows how to speak Spanish.

Holy Baloney! I'm gittin' sceared!

[edbermac]

7. I've been abducted by the Borg.

Don't even think of rescuing me!

[kedrys]

9. Kidnapped by aliens and replaced with an exact duplicate with identical memories

:P

[Left Is Write]

10. No - I'm sitting right here, aren't I?

[Parche]

11. aliens

"Its no fun, being an illegal alien"