So one of my cats is fucking with me again....

[WCGreen]

I got on the scale tonight and I looked down and saw that fucker's liitle paw pushing down on the scale...

As if I would think I was gaining weight and so turn my Tuna Salad over to him....

Hrmmmppph....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Uh-oh!

You must be starving the poor thing!

I mean, what pleasure does he have?

No sex...

No going outside to chase the birds....

What else is there?

Poor baby!

:crazy:

[WCGreen]

6. He's got three ladies to dry hump every night....

[Katherine Brengle]

2. Here's one way of handling the situation ---

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg

:D

[WCGreen]

7. That's one pissed off cat....

[Katherine Brengle]

8. In-deed lol. nt

[sarge43]

9. The retribution will be on the local news with film at eleven. n/t

[Katherine Brengle]

13. I remember having to flea spray one of my cats when I was a teenager...

most docile creature I've met to date, and she clawed the bejesus out of my arms - I still have one scar from that incident.

[sarge43]

14. The video I'd like to see is the one when they take that cat

back to the Pet Spa. S/he will remember and do a spectacular imitation of a combo weed whip and buzz saw.

[libnnc]

3. Sneaky little fuckers ain't they?

Mine is convinced she can rip the veins outta my wrist. I can see it in her eyes. She wants to.

But I have opposing thumbs (to open the Fancy Feast cans) therefore...I. WIN.

[WCGreen]

4. That's a big thumbs up....

But then they go all cute on ya....

Whattya gonna do....

[SPKrazy]

5. Locking

this is a sex thread










:rofl:

well maybe not

:shrug:

[Deja Q]

16. I hope not!

:rofl:

(you beat me to it, BTW! :spray: )

[graywarrior]

10. OMG, that is the funniest thing I have read since...forever.

The visual is just too freaking funny.

[sasquatch]

11. One of my cats screams in my ear when I get home on Friday afternoon

x(

[stuntcat]

12. SWEET

He was trying to be like you, stand on the scale like you! This is PRECIOUS I think :loveya:

[Shine]

15. Are you fucking with the pussy AGAIN????

bad, bad boy. :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

ALways, Shine... Always....

[WCGreen]

17. ALways, Shine... Always....