How should I go about donating "Oomph" to flvegan's campaign?

[RevolutionaryActs]

:shrug:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6150268&mesg_id=6150451

[Little Wing]

1. Somoene who wants moderator that bad is clearly dangerous

and deranged

[flvegan]

2. Nothing. We "steroid hyped apes" can do it alone.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6150268&mesg_id=6150546

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. I saw that

I so alerted on his ass.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. You can pull all the stops out

Till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you bend
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a hand

You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row
Bump in a dump till you're dead
Kid, you gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead

You can uh, you can uh
You can uh-uh-uh
That's how Burlesque was born
So I uh and I uh
And I uh-uh-uh
But I do it with a horn

Once I was a schleppa
Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa
With my revolution in dance
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chance!

(Electra)
She can uh, she can uh
She can uh-uh-uh
They'll never make her pitch
Me, I uh and I uh
And I uh-uh-uh
But I do it with a switch

I'm electrifying
And I ain't even trying
I never had to sweat to get paid
'Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl, you got it made

(Tessie Tura)
All them uh and then uh
And that uh-uh-uh
Ain't gonna spell success
Me, I uh and I uh
And I uh-uh-uh
But I do it with finesse

Lady Tura is so much more then purer
Than all them other ladies because
You gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get applause

(All)
Do something special
Anything special
And you'll get better because
Come on and just do mimic
When you gotta gimmick
Take a look how different we are

(Electra)
If you wanna make it
Twinkle while you shake it

(Tura)
If you wanna grind it
Wait till you refine it

(Mazeppa)
If you wanna stump it
Bump it with a trumpet

(All)
Get yourself a gimmick and you too
Can be a star!

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Is my gimmick the legs?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. You gotta decide what your gimmick is

No one else.

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Ummmmm

Hmmmm


Eeep, this is hard!