Ask Me A Question, or Die

[MoseyWalker]

It's that simple.

[Guava Jelly]

1. Why does it burn when i tinkle?

:shrug:

[MoseyWalker]

2. One should never tinkle

one should always twinkle. I thought everyone knew that.

Burn, baby burn!

[chknltl]

26. Do you know a girl named Madonna? Did she give you Marijuanna?

http://www.myspace.com/whocares
click on the song Madonna and all will be revealed (make sure the kids are out of the room first)

[ThatsMyBarack]

3. Boxers or Briefs?

:rofl:

[MoseyWalker]

5. broxers

you got a problem with that? You talking to me?

[SayWhatYo]

9. Pretty narrow minded... I'm offended...

What about those who go without?

[NMDemDist2]

4. shall we meet up at the meet up for some candidate or other

this election season?

as long as your not way up north that is.......

[MoseyWalker]

6. I'm in the NE

but am willing to travel to promote the cause!

[NMDemDist2]

7. hmmm i'm in the SE so maybe Las Cruses huh?

you pop down I-25 and i'll head over the mountain

it's a date as soon as our Dem candidate comes to NM (like that's gonna happen LOL)

[MoseyWalker]

10. Sounds good to me!

hey, there's enough time for anything to happen! It's an interesting time.

[Redbear]

8. I'll take "ask me a question," please.

What's the last book you read?

[MoseyWalker]

14. What's the last book I read *red* or read *rede*?

What kind of question is that?

Okay. I'm calm now. I last read the side effects of a medication and learned that I may have reason to believe that there is something wrong with 4 hour erections. I don't know.

I am reading four separate books, and am trying to finish up the one about Leni Reifenstahl. I have been meaning to finish it for weeks, but get started on these other ones.

[Haole Girl]

11. OK. Does the Lounge seem morbid, lately?

:shrug:

[NMDemDist2]

12. only today

and everybody i ran into today was about a half a bubble off square

must be the Mercury retrograde or some such thing

[Shine]

20. Mercury retro.

that's what I'm thinkin', too.
:hi:

[Chan790]

13. Question. Two, actually

How many trees are there in the state of CT?

How many do you think are deer-pee-free?

[MoseyWalker]

15. How many trees are in Cee a Tree?

More than you can see from your front yard. Many more. The only ones that are deer pee free are the ones that have been protected by puppy pee. Deers don't like puppy pee. It's well known. Trees don't either.

[Chan790]

17. Thanks for the laugh.

I'm not sure though, I live on the edge of a federal forest...I can see a lot of trees.

Deer don't like puppy pee, but they don't like people pee either. Deer are pee bigots.

[Mojambo]

16. Will you please kill me? n/t

[MoseyWalker]

18. Nope

because you are Mojambo. 'Nuff said.

[KenHodson]

19. What does my finger smell like?

[MoseyWalker]

22. someone's nose

one hopes you have kept it in the family!

[Shine]

21. Serious question: What do you want to be remembered for, after you die?

:shrug:

[MoseyWalker]

24. The true friends that I have found

The things that I have done that may in some way live on after me.

[Shine]

33. Interesting. You chose your friends and specific past actions.

I was thinking you'd choose something more like a personal quality, i.e., Love, Compassion, Humor...like that.

What you picked was perfect, don't get me wrong. It's just interesting how different we all are, which is why I wanted to ask the question in the first place.

Just remember, MoseyWalker: You are unique. Just like everybody else. :D

[Xipe Totec]

23. Would you mind puting down the 4" folding blade,

pepper spray and BB-gun?

:scared:

[MoseyWalker]

25. Only if

you promise to put that shivering ice cube in the oven!

[Xipe Totec]

28. Frigicide!

:yoiks:

[jobycom]

27. If I don't ask a question, can I defer the penalty for another 50 years or so?

[MoseyWalker]

29. Well, that's not the way it's supposed to be, but

well, okay.

[Deja Q]

30. Why do you want me to die?

[MoseyWalker]

34. You have been spared due to your

questioning heart, and fingers

[Deja Q]

38. People like my fingers...

:evilgrin:

[maveric]

31. Why must I be-ee-a teenager in love?

At 50?

[MoseyWalker]

35. Because time doesn't exist

and we all choose how we are going to react to others reactions to their definitions of time.

That's why.

[chknltl]

32. What is the meaning of human life?

:popcorn:

[MoseyWalker]

36. You should ask a gerbil

What are you asking me for?

[chknltl]

37. Because you said to ask or die...

....and I wanted to live forever! :eyes: