Why Shouldn't Women Buy Men Beer for Valentine's Day?

[ohiosmith]

[Hugin]

1. I can't think of a single compelling reason not to. n/t

[AllegroRondo]

2. Beer is the perfect gift!

you can never have too much beer!

and no guy ever returned beer because it was the wrong size or color.

[edbermac]

3. Here Here!

But as the saying goes, you can't BUY beer, only RENT it.

:beer:

[BuelahWitch]

4. Because we'd rather buy you something like this

Sans knife

[ohiosmith]

5. Sorry, I don't swing that way. Can I have beer instead?

[Left Is Write]

6. Actually....I'd rather buy my husband beer.

But we're both beer snobs, and I would drink the beer with him. :D

[kwassa]

7. Why shouldn't women buy men anything for valentines day?

Why is it only the men's responsibility to buy something for women??????

:shrug:

and the same for wedding anniversaries.

[JVS]

8. But what if they got the WRONG BRAND?

Valentine's Day, and arguably February would be ruined!

[Blue-Jay]

9. Drink a few. Then it'll magically become the right brand.

[texas1928]

10. Cause I would rather have a good bourbon.

[MrSlayer]

11. We have steak and BJ day.

March 14th.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

[xmas74]

12. A normal man, sure.

My ex-no. He'd have chugged it as fast as humanly possible, burped in the nearest face and then demanded I "fry him a fucking bird-pronto!"

He was an ass. We didn't need to add beer to the situation.