This is my thread. Go away!

[Blue-Jay]

I'm busy in here.

[Hugin]

1. *knock* *knock*

Whatcha doin' in there Blue?

[Blue-Jay]

4. Important stuff.

[Hugin]

8. I certainly hope you're not 'inappropriately touching' anything.

:hi:

[Blue-Jay]

10. I have high hopes for later.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Well! OK then!

Be that way! See if I care..........:cry:



:P

[Blue-Jay]

5. hrumph!

[edbermac]

3. I'll give you a brazillion dollars for your thread.

:P

[Blue-Jay]

6. Unlike my affections, my thread is not for sale.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. You can't come in

I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General
You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General

I used to flog the dolphin
Used to choke the chicken
Used to spank the monkey
Used to fool with the tool
I used to whip the bishop
Used to wax the weasel
But now I learned one they never taught in school

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General

I used to whack the Bobbitt
Used to knead the noodle
Used to charm the cobra
Used to ponder pointillism
I used to free the willy
Used to Pat the Robertson
But now I got me a new euphemism

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General

I used to think I'd need analysis
Get phalluses full of calluses
Go blind, lose my mind
Be romantically disinclined
I used to think I'd never be mollified
Or qualified at all if I'd
Go to work as a clerk
Try to be anything but a jerk

But now I wanna dance and shout
I'm jumpin' like a trouser trout
'Cause I found a way to bat it
And make a living at it
Yeah, I got into politics
And I'm never comin'
Never comin'
I'm never comin' out

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I check the lock 'n' say you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General



:freak:

[Blue-Jay]

11. Random facts about me:

I prefer pie to cake, unless it's German chocolate.
I once went five days without a bowel movement.
I have jumped out of an airplane 72 times.
I haven't puked for nearly 18 years.
I have a short attention sp

[greatauntoftriplets]

22. Why have you jumped out of a plane 72 times?

Didn't the first time cure you of the habit?

[madinmaryland]

9. Squirrel??2?? Its snickering...

:hide:

[Blue-Jay]

12. You know what makes me sick?

Viruses.

[terrya]

13. Can I come in here for a bit?

I've spent some time in GD. Shaking my head over some stuff. I won't get into it here.

I promise I won't linger. I know you want some privacy. :-)

[Blue-Jay]

14. Well..... OK. But wipe your feet first.

[terrya]

15. I just did.

Far be it from me to track stuff in here.

[MonkeyFunk]

16. Are you almost finished?

We need this thread for a flamewar.

[Blue-Jay]

19. Not even close!

Can't you see that I'm trying to save the world in here?

[matcom]

17. Hey I gotta crap too!

quit hogging the Time Magazine! x(

[Blue-Jay]

20. We only read The Nation and Wired on the shitter.

And Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

[texas1928]

18. UH OH Look out.

[Blue-Jay]

21. The other night,

I farted the opening to Copland's Fanfare for The Common Man when I was in bed. Lemme tell ya, you haven't lived until you've heard that composition played on the ass-pipe.

[texas1928]

23. Bet it had a lot of bass in it.

:P

[Blue-Jay]

24. I'm particularly proud of the euphonium part.

[ronnykmarshall]

25. Are those goats I hear?

What the hell is going on in there?

[Blue-Jay]

26. I tend to favor the fainting goats.

They're never awake long enough to testify in court.