The. Single. Greatest. Toilet. EVER. - Democratic Underground

WilliamPitt

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:29 PM
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The. Single. Greatest. Toilet. EVER.

Link:

http://www.rotorooter.com/john/index.php

I am in awe.

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Blue-Jay

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:31 PM
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1. I don't know about you...

but I don't want to drink beer when I'm taking a crap.

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bif

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:39 PM
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8. I like the one with the fish tank on the back

Someone posted it as few months back.

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graywarrior

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:33 PM
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2. All you need is a case of hemorroid gel to treat the piles you get from sitting so long.

Other than that, sign me up.

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Bucky

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:34 PM
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3. It's still just a place to shit

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LSK

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:34 PM
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4. OMG THIS IS HUGH!!!111 IM SERIES!!!11111

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Hugin

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:35 PM
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5. Looks sorta like Willard Whyte's crapper in 'Diamonds are Forever'...

Edited on Wed Feb-07-07 05:37 PM by Prag

It takes a great throne to run an empire.

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MonkeyFunk

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:37 PM
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6. i like the magnifying mirror...

A little ego boost every day would be nice.

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Burma Jones

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:38 PM
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7. No......

http://www.totoneorest.com/home.html

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mockmonkey

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:52 PM
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11. I have never heard these words before

to describe a toilet, "sophisticated sensuality.":wtf:

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ornotna

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Wed Feb-07-07 06:14 PM
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12. Agreed

The best.

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jmowreader

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:39 PM
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9. You gotta hand it to Licensed Plumbers...

not only did they make the Most Pimped-Out Shitter Ever Built, they picked one damn fine toilet to base it on.

You take a dump in a Kohler Class Five Toilet and hit the flush lever, that shit is GONE, man!

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jmowreader

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Wed Feb-07-07 05:43 PM
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10. Uhhh...folks...before you enter...

be known: the Pimped-Out John is 82 inches wide and you're responsible for modifying your bathroom to hold it.

Understatement of the year: "The Pimped-Out John will not fit in every bathroom."

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Mrs. Ted Nancy

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Wed Feb-07-07 06:27 PM
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13. An oldie but a goodie

Oct. 25, 2004 — German archaeologists have discovered the birthplace of the Protestant Reformation — a stone toilet on which the constipated Martin Luther wrote the Ninety-Five Theses that launched the creation of Europe's Protestant churches.

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20041025/luther.html

I wonder if Martin Luther stopped at ninety-five because that was all he could think of or it was because he was no longer constipated.

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texas1928

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Wed Feb-07-07 06:33 PM
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14. I wonder if he started out.

Here I sit, all brokenhearted...
Came to S***, but only farted.

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