I just called LostinVA's "ex" bitch on the phone. Ask me anything.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. What did she say?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. "This is Tina."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. And then you called her a bitch?

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. No.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. Or did you call her, but not refer to her like that?

The wording was kind of ambiguous. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. I called her "bitch" and then she said, "This is Tina."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. BWAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

You bad.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. I am.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Nice. No wonder we can't take you to nice places and have to

settle for the Olive Garden and Red Lobster.


:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. What's wrong with the Olive Garden? It's YUMMO! Best EYE-talian food in Manhattan!

No garlic and no EYE-talians touching my food.

Ick...EYE-talians. I try to pretend LostinVA isn't half Sicilian.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. I'm with you there. Mr. is 3/4 Italian in spite of the name.

You'd think he could cook, but no.


:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. Yeah, and we thought you were a nice Irish Catholic because of the name, but no.

You're a freakin' French Canadian.

[Shell Beau]

14. Aw, that pic reminds me of my trip there in October.

Is that across from the Doubletree? That is where we stayed. Cute pic too! So sweet!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. It's the one in Times Square. I honestly didn't notice if it was across from the Doubletree.

We took the picture in honor of the Olive Garden flamewars (we really ate at Federico's a few blocks away).

We had a great time. I hope your trip in October was great, too!

[Shell Beau]

19. That was it!! And we had a blast! We ate at

the Italian restaurant Carmine's a few blocks away and also one great one in Little Italy. Hope y'all had fun too!!

[cboy4]

20. !!

:spray:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Are you guys saying I'm not high class?

[LostinVA]

13. Yeah, thanks alot for that

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Sorry. What did you expect me to do, though?

[LostinVA]

23. I know -- it was kinda her fault

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. She chose to pick up the phone, even though she saw my number.

[bridgit]

17. pft, who cares...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. Not you.

:toast:

[JackBeck]

18. How did it feel?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Hilarious.

[cwydro]

21. So...you called her a "bitch"?

or you're just referring to calling LostInVa's "ex-bitch" on the phone...(in quotes for some reason)? Why did you call her a bitch, if that is the case? Enquiring minds want to know. Wording has got me confused.:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. I called her "bitch," not "a bitch."

Ex is in parentheses as an inside joke.

[LostinVA]

29. You just call me "a bitch," or is it "my bitch"?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. It depends on my mood, woman.

[LostinVA]

33. GRRRRRRRRRRRR

[cwydro]

66. Aha, I got it now.

And yeah, I remember the thread that started the "ex" thing now.:rofl:

[ThomCat]

22. How much grief is LiVA going to get for that?

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. The "ex" doesn't care. She's watching "Rome."

[LostinVA]

31. The "ex" is now "pissed" because "Rome" is off

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. The "ex" should have a "cider" and "relax."

[LostinVA]

35. The "ex" says "cider" doesn't give her a "buzz" anymore

I think she has a problem.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

36. The "current" says the "ex" should switch to "whiskey" for a "buzz."

[LostinVA]

37. The "ex" says to tell the "current" that she likes "rum"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. "Rum" is for "mixing." "Whiskey" is for drinking "straight."

[LostinVA]

39. "Not" the way the "ex" drinks "rum"

"The" word for that "is" guzzling.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. So the "ex" drinks "rum" like the "current" drinks "whiskey?"

[LostinVA]

65. "Yes"

[mzteris]

58. now I'm confused -

she's not straight, is she?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

59. The "ex" is "strait."

[mzteris]

60. Like George?

Now I'm REALLY confuseled...

You guys are a trip. Really.

And to think I alerted on you and LiVA once because I thought you were really fighting. :doh: ok so we straights ain't too bright sumtimes :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

61. Errr...I guess like George.

Her ex is straight.

I wonder if it was your alert that once caused a mod to PM LostinVA to doublecheck that we weren't really fighting.

We love each other, but we're obnoxious.

[mzteris]

62. seriously -

Now I'm really confused. LiVA's ex - TINA - is straight?

I mean, my ex's ex is straight (me) - but he's a he and gay and I'm a she and not. . . but Tina's straight and she's LiVA's ex and - oh c----. I need a drink.

**I wonder if it was your alert that once caused a mod to PM LostinVA to doublecheck that we weren't really fighting.**

Er - probably. :blush:

I'm sorry. I didn't know. Please accept my most humble apologies and my most heart-felt goodwishes for you two. Yall are so cute. (Now that I know you ain't fightin' or nothin'.)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

63. Yes.

And no apology needed. My DU friends and I have had all sorts of shit deleted when we were just joking around.

And thank you.

[flvegan]

41. What was the reason for the call?

This should be good...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. I was trying to call LostinVA and the "ex" picked up the phone.

[flvegan]

43. And then what?

Did you right away call her "bitch" or did you lead up to it? Was it like, "look, bitch, put *** on the phone before I beat your ass!!" or was it like, "hey, how are you? You know I think you're a bitch, but that can be behind us. Please put *** on the phone, friend."

hee hee

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. It was like...

"You're cell phone is turned off, bitch."
"This is Tina."
"Oh."

[flvegan]

45. Shit, that's funny.

Extra points for sneakage.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. The ex thought it was funny, too.

She thinks this thread is tres funny, as well.

[flvegan]

47. Even better.

Any chance of a 3-way photo? You know...everyone "getting along" and stuff?

Oh, c'mon. You KNEW it was going there.

I kid. Much respect.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. No 3-way, boyo. Sorry.

And yes, I KNEW it was going there.

[flvegan]

51. So then maybe some solo pics...

WHAT?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. No.

[flvegan]

55. You know

nowadays, I'm glad that's your answer...not that it'd ever be different.

I'm still gonna ask, though. I'm a man of strict habits.

Cheers to you and Lost.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

57. Thank you.

[jonnyblitz]

48. hahaha...you won't believe how i first read your subject line.

i thought you were referring to LostinVA's "ex-bitch" as in you are her "current" bitch.. NEVERMIND!! :crazy:

we pretty ones aren't always the brightest. :rofl:

i need to put away the bong. seriously. :smoke:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. LostinVA just told me I am her "current bitch."

And it's okay, we love your pretty self, even if it's stoned.

[jonnyblitz]

56. that's cool the "ex bitch" finds this alll amusing!!

i love you guys, too, btw. :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

64. Yes it is.

:hi:

[struggle4progress]

52. Is we gonna see ya mug on da national news?

:scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. Not for this.

The "ex" thought it was funny.