Make up a slur about a dead person

[MonkeyFunk]

Don Ameche kept a pet monkey for sexual gratification, but the studios kept it all hushed up.

[terrya]

1. Chester Alan Arthur was a pedophile.

Little girls. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.

[MonkeyFunk]

3. Not exactly a secret

wasn't his slogan "Chester the Molester in '80"?

[terrya]

10. True.

Still, disgusting behavior from one of our most obscure, irrelevant Presidents. Ugh.

[Blue-Jay]

2. Abe Vigoda ate Jessica Simpson's brain.

"braaaaainsssss"

[KamaAina]

4. And twenty minutes later, he was hungry again.

:P

[Blue-Jay]

5. No. That was when he ate Connie Chung's brain.

Yeah. I went there.

[Left Is Write]

11. Abe Vigoda's not dead.

[Blue-Jay]

12. See? I was implying that he was a zombie.

Therein lies the humor.

[Left Is Write]

13. Don't you have to be dead before you can be a zombie?

Maybe it was Vincent Price who ate the brains.

[KamaAina]

6. Gerald Ford double-crossed the American people by pardoning his boss behind their backs.

Oh, wait a minute, I didn't make that up. That actually happened! :grr:

[MonkeyFunk]

8. Thank you

for making sure the Lounge remains a fun-free zone.

[KamaAina]

15. Very well, then...

Andy Gibb inhaled three full helium balloons before each live performance.

Except for his last one, when he added a fourth...

[MonkeyFunk]

7. Eve Arden

was a notorious kleptomaniac.

[Richard Steele]

9. Molly Ivins actually SAID that!

Oh wait...it's not a SLUR if she was correct. My bad.

[trof]

14. Richard Milhous ( no 'E') Nixon drowned kittens.

When the White House cat, Chessie, had kittens

Nixon said "Damned welfare queen bitch. Who's gonna support these damned cats? Not the U.S. Government and sure as hell not me!"

[LostInAnomie]

16. Ronald Reagen paid for the taping of snuff films.

Hobo snuff films.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

17. The real Rue McClanahan was a nazi sympathizer.

Sad, but true.

[MonkeyFunk]

19. true

but she's not dead. yet.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

23. No, no.

The REAL Rue McClanahan.

Killed in a dirigible accident in 1973.

[MonkeyFunk]

18. Elizabeth,

the Queen Mother, always used the wrong fork at formal dinners, just to fuck with people.

[RetroLounge]

20. Ernest Hemingway Plagiarized For Whom the Bell Tolls

He stole the best parts from J.D. Salinger...

RL

[Left Is Write]

21. I thought he stole it from Metallica.

:crazy:

[RetroLounge]

25. Only chapter 6 and 7

:hi:

RL

[LuLu550]

22. Jim Morris was a lip syncer

His songs were all sung by Neal Diamond.

[struggle4progress]

24. Mahatma Gandhi never actually lived in India: he spent all his time in LA

and he had a really great publicist

[Spirochete]

26. Lou Gehrig faked his disease

he actually had advanced syphilis.

[MonkeyFunk]

27. Lillian Gish

had illegitimate children with three different Presidents: Grant, Coolidge and LBJ.

[Ikonoklast]

28. You'd never guess

Billy Barty was an NKVD assassin during the Cold War.

[Aristus]

29. No thanks. I've got nothing against dead people.

Some of my best friends are dead.