Seriously, what are the differences between men and women?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

I'm trying to understand the "traditional" male psyche, and failing miserably. In a way it makes sense to me--I was a tom-boy, to this day I have very "masculine" traits, and my brain came out androgynous on several "What Sex is Your Brain?" tests--but I don't get men and sexual things AT ALL. (Especially teenage boys, but those are BOYS, and numb ones at that, not actual men.)

Are men sex-crazed? Are women? Does it really matter?

How do men DEAL with those *things*, anyhow?

:popcorn:

[Blue-Jay]

1. Women have vaginas.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. No shit, sherlock.

:P

I'm rather glad I do, never mind the blood that comes out of it. I'd probably foul up any man-bits.

[Deja Q]

16. And I, as a man, have a penis. Wanna see?

:rofl:

[BreweryYardRat]

19. Dude, underaged person you're talking to.

Might want to insert (*snort*) a "when you're legal" disclaimer.

Oops, nope, you weren't responding to WIMR.

[Deja Q]

22. GAAAAAH!

:puke:

I should have put in a sarcasm tag at the time, I do agree. I don't freely show it...

Nor am I Haggard, but couldn't you have said upfront you're a minor?! We don't have pictures, you know... :wow:

Besides, somebody else already said the "V" word and FOX comedies have been saying both the V-word and P-word for years now...

[BreweryYardRat]

28. I don't think Blue-Jay's a minor.

And I know I'm not. (18.)

WIMR, though, is. (I think she's 14-15.)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

40. 15, TYVM!

:P

[Left Is Write]

2. Men have dangly bits. Women are packaged somewhat more neatly.

I have no idea how they deal with the dangly bits hanging around all the time. I think it would get tiresome, but they seem to like it.

[Blue-Jay]

4. It ain't easy, I'll tell you that.

But at least we don't need special underthings for the dangly bits.

[Left Is Write]

6. Like the special underthings for women's saggy bits?

Oh, that sounded bad, even to me. :crazy:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Some more special than others

Never thought I'd post this twice in one day. :crazy:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. I think that's actually a good psychological metaphor as well.

"Dangly bits"...BWAH! :P

My little cousin asked me one day how boys deal with their junk. I said it's because they're boys and they'd freak if suddenly they woke up emasculated. She thought about that for a minute, then said, "Still, it'd get in the way. Yuck."

:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

5. Didn't they cover this info in Health class?

:P :rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. Not in enough detail.

I am viciously detail-oriented. Not to mention hormone-charged right now.

:P

[BreweryYardRat]

9. A higher testosterone count.

What things did you want to know about?

Demonstrations can be arranged when you're legal. ;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. No demonstrations, thanks all the same.

The biology movie with the infrared camera work on the male during sexual arousal was more than enough of a visual.

*gags*

[BreweryYardRat]

18. *snort* *sob*

I'm so LONELY! ;)

Chill. I'm not nearly lonely enough to stalk underaged girls. Don't think I ever will be, either.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

23. Good.

I'd kick your ass, quite frankly.

:P

[edbermac]

10. Women smell better.

And they can have babies. ;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

12. Smell better? I don't think so.

Ever smell this?

*holds nose*

[edbermac]

29. You obviously haven't spent much time in men's locker rooms.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

39. No, I haven't.

:P

[leftofthedial]

13. every five seconds, our brains have to cycle

through sex, beer and sports

it doesn't leave much time for paying attention to you, except of course for staring at your breasts, which makes the sex part of the cycle last 4.99 seconds of every 5.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. Just as I suspected.

:P

Don't worry, there's nothing to stare at here. Just vague, nebulous things of no size whatsoever.

[leftofthedial]

17. size doesn't matter

guys have a special bone in their necks that forces our head to tilt to breast level no matter what.

[Redstone]

15. It's easier to understand in Montana, where men are men,

and sheep are nervous.

Redstone

[WritingIsMyReligion]

24. Shit, that made me laugh.

:rofl:

[Redstone]

26. If you PROMISE to not give me a hard time about it, I'll send you the source of that

comment. It's a "Politically Incorrect Map of The United States" that I did back in 1990 for Spy magazine. They bought it, but went out of business before it got published.

You'll have to PM me an email address, and promise to not get offended by anything you see.

Redstone

[BreweryYardRat]

30. Hey, could I get a copy of that for myself?

Sounds funny.

(As soon as you say yes, I'll send the address.)

[Redstone]

31. Sure. But it's 11 x 17 inches in size, so you may want to take it to a Kinko's or

some place like that to get it printed.

Trust me, there's something to offend EVERYONE on that map.

Redstone

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Snakes and snails and puppy-dog tails. That's what little boys are made of.

Sugar and spice and everything nice. That's what little girls are made of.

[crim son]

25. I think it's a good question.

I'm a completely normal and liberal-minded woman but I do not want to see pictures of naked men, nor do I want to imagine their dangly bits, not generally, not unless I've made a gentleman's acquaintance and been impressed by his brain. The male of the species I think has these priorities reversed. It makes it easy to ridicule them and easy to pity them but also a pain in the ass to be an average looking but wonderful woman. WIMR: men are just like teenage boys except taller, more bald, and with man boobs. :P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

38. Oh dear.

:cry:

[otherlander]

27. Being a man sounds easier.

No one expects you to shave your legs, or laughs at you if you get a crew cut. The cops don't care if you don't wear a shirt.

[Chan790]

32. This may be a generational thing...

it's my experience that men think about sex constantly and nearly-universally say so.

Women think about sex constantly and many (or some) lie about it.

No, it doesn't really matter. There is no right amount of sex thoughts or sex. Just what's right for you. If you're happy with your sexual quantity, than screw what other people think.

[swag]

33. I don't remember, but I think it was some pretty worthwhile stuff.

[Beausoir]

34. The 1 inch between the faucet and the back of the bathroom sink backsplash....

Women CLEAN that area. Men...not so much.

[LostInAnomie]

35. Women are better at getting me a beer and cooking me dinner.

:evilgrin:

[Crabby Appleton]

36. We get paid more for doing the same work

[petronius]

37. Most women look good naked, most men don't

Everything else is pretty much the same, when you get right down to the bottom of it...

[buddhamama]

41. Locking...

This is not appropriate.

Sincerely,
buddhamama- DU Mod