Who *doesn't* have a trenchcoat, a wig, a BB gun

[dolo amber]

pepper spray, trash bags and $600 in their car with them?

I mean, really. :shrug:

[Redstone]

1. You'd have to be a damn fool not to.

What if your car broke down, and you didn't have essential survival gear like that? You'd be doomed.

Redstone

[LibraLiz1973]

2. I pity the fool who doesn't

[peekaloo]

3. *snort*

But I do understand the term "disposable diaper".

road trip souvenir?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. I don't have a trenchcoat or a wig.

:rofl:

[texanwitch]

5. I have all of that except for the wig.

That poor woman, she will never hear the end of this.

[Deja Q]

6. I don't. Just a camera and a map to all the public restrooms in town.

:crazy:

[Critters2]

7. It was the adult diapers that made her special. nt

[Broken_Hero]

8. uh, not me...

damn, the only thing I got on that list is the trash bags...I'm screwn....:(

[Generic Brad]

9. I didn't see a problem with it either

But the adult diapers weirded me out.

[Fenris]

10. I never go to the mall with out them.

[swag]

11. Trenchcoat Mafia lives. Rejoice.

It has annexed the Diaper Mafia.

[dolo amber]

13. Who Luvs ya, baby?

:loveya:

[havocmom]

12. All that AND a tiara

Don't EVER leave home without a tiara.

[dolo amber]

14. What kind of savage leaves home without a tiara??

:o

I have a tiara with an American flag disco ball on top, cos I'm all totally uber-patriotic and all. :patriot:

[BrewerJohn]

15. Hell, you could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff

[petronius]

16. No Duck tape? Sheesh, what kind of 'essentials list' is this?

freakin' amateurs. I never leave the house without everything you mentioned plus Duck tape, breath mints, Saran wrap, assorted dowel sticks, a trained iguana, and a couple thousand $$ worth of gold krugerrands rolled in a sock...