Thieves Steal 36 Sex Toys, 18 Tubs Of Chocolate Body Paint & 12 Blow-Up Dolls

[matcom]

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THIEVES stole a £2,000 haul of sex toys that were on their way to Bolton in time for Valentine's Day.

The thieves struck as the van belonging to the Nice N Naughty adult sex shop was parked in Liverpool city centre on Tuesday.

Thirty-six sex toys, together with 18 tubs of chocolate body paint and 12 blow-up dolls were taken at around 6.30pm.

Simon Prescott, director of Nice N Naughty, said: "The race is now on to import dozens of sex toys and blow-up dolls from our suppliers in Amsterdam.

"The business is extremely busy at the moment and it is crucial we get this stock replaced as quickly as possible, particularly as Valentine's Day is fast approaching." The thieves also stole a satellite navigation system and an iPod from the van.

Mr Prescott added: "These items were due to go on display in our store in Newport Street, Bolton.

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/boltonnews/display.var.1178126.0.valentines_day_sex_toys_stolen_from_van.php

[AllegroRondo]

1. now thats my kind of party!

:evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

2. these guys are going to be hard to find

I think they're planning on staying indoors for a while.

[Hugin]

3. They'll show up in the parking garage of Orlando's airport...

Case solved.

[Kixel]

4. Who in the world

Gives the gift of a blow up doll for Valentine's Day? I can see the others, but...

[YDogg]

7. I guess it's part of the "you've gotta love yourself ...

... before learning to love others" movement.

[Kixel]

9. Excellent Point!

I guess that should be associated with V-day!

[raccoon]

8. You know, that's a great idea. :evilgrin: nt

[Kixel]

14. Free advertising

For blow up dolls, I guess!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. i didnt do it. seriously wasnt me.

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Yeah, I wasn't there either...

:patriot: I swear.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. nor um would i do such a thing. outrageous. who needs 36 toys.

the sluts!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. Exactly. 34 or 35 would do just fine.

They're just being greedy. :P

[YDogg]

6. Hmmm ... All numbers divisible by six.

Six toys apiece, three tubs (tubes?) of choc lube apiece, and two dolls apiece. Sounds about right. Are they looking for six thieves?

[Richard Steele]

10. Or three thieves who plan ahead?

Good catch on the "six" thing!

[YDogg]

16. Good point. And I guess the "six" thing is really a "666" thing. Hmmmm ...

[xchrom]

15. it wasn't thieveS --

it was just me.

[RetroLounge]

18. ...

:yourock:

What time should I stop by?

:9

RL

[Deja Q]

17. Dang. All those guys missing that chocolate paint for their blow-up dolls...

:(