CONFESS!!!! What dirty lil secret would keep you from being a DU moderator

[LynneSin]

Come on, fess up - you've done something naughty that prevents you from applying for DU moderator position - CONFESS!!!

[taterguy]

1. I don't know how to use a computer

[KitchenWitch]

2. I am Agent Mike

[Hugin]

5. I knew it!

*snap*

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

55. No, I'm Agent Mike!

:mad:

:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

3. I'd require

a very large plane to travel back and forth from the mod conferences.

[Nicole]

4. I'm a moderator over at Freeperville

:hide:

[Hugin]

7. Is Ken Lay really still alive?

:hi:

[Nicole]

28. I can't tell you that!

It would violate the Freep moderator confidentiality clause. You trying to get me banned over there or something?. :mad:

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

6. I have a case of SNICKERS in my Hummer.

[LynneSin]

8. I heard you live in a 20k sq ft house

Shame on you!

[Hugin]

11. ... also all of those incandescent bulbs!

Word!

[ohiosmith]

16. With a scantily clad French maid.

[LostinVA]

9. I dislike almost everybody

[LynneSin]

10. Well if you did put everyone on your ignore list

:hide:

[LostinVA]

18. I may have to kick your little Fake State butt, Lynne!

[LynneSin]

19. Don't be a haruka

:cry:

[LostinVA]

21. I'm sorry, if I don't say this stuff, she won't snog me

And, she's a really good snogger.

Help me, Lynne! I'm under her evil, twisted spell!!!


:cry: :cry: :cry:

[LynneSin]

22. I'm not sending Tastykake pumpkin pies to anyone who disses Delaware

so there!

[LostinVA]

23. *SOB*

Not even if I sing the Iggles' fight song???

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Don't be a douchebag.

[LynneSin]

35. well compared to my insult that's a compliment

:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. I hate you...

And my confession was so bad it was deleted.

:cry:

[LynneSin]

44. Holy batcrap - it was

Damn you're evil

So much for your career as a DU Moderator

:pals:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. I'll never be one.

:cry:

:pals:

[madinmaryland]

12. I discovered there are snickers in Delaware!!1!!

:hide:

[mentalsolstice]

13. I'd moderate on my laptop...

from the food court in Wal-Mart.

[LynneSin]

14. I bet your laptop is a Dell too

:hide:

[mentalsolstice]

29. And I'd be eating a corndog while I was at it!

With mustard dripping down my chin and shirt...

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I once accidentally kissed Chuck Norris

and liked it.




I was afraid not to like it. :scared:

[LynneSin]

17. Actually I heard you two shared a Snickers bar and a Fresca together

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Ewww!

I don't like Fresca. :puke:









Unless, of course, it's touched Chuck Norris's lips.

[khashka]

24. Trutfully?

Mine and xmas's competition to get as many of our posts locked as possible, without getting banned.

And I called a mod a four letter word beginning with C. (Although I did apologize to her.)

Too many sex threads to count. Khash is a very naughty boy.

Telling a guy in another forum who was complaining that we all hated him because he was a Christian "No, we all hate you because you are asshole.)

Being mean to Skinner.

I have many black marks against me.

Khash.

[RetroLounge]

25. I've listened to Hansen...

:cry:

RL

[LynneSin]

26. You might want to keep that quiet - that could get you banned from DU

:hide:

[NC_Nurse]

48. Me too.

My daughter LOVED them.

I still say they beat the shit out of NSYNC and Backstreet boys - at ;east they wrote and played their own songs.
illegal codesmilie_remote(':D')
So, sue me!

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. I've been known to be naughty here and there....

And I'd have to lock and/or delete my own threads if I were a mod. :P

[Name removed]

30. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[philosophie_en_rose]

31. I sometimes think inappropriate things are funny.

:rofl:

[ThoughtCriminal]

33. I'm from the future

Even the slightest interference may result in Jeb Bush becoming President.

[otherlander]

43. Finally!

Someone else who's from another time! :hi:

Were you exiled or did you come here- er, now- by choice?

[liontamer]

34. I like cornflaked chicken

:hide:

[Beer Snob-50]

36. I don't like Led Zepplin music

and Jimmy Page is a lousy guitarist.:-)

[LynneSin]

37. Hell that could get you on my ignore list...

..and I don't have anyone on ignore

:hide:

[Beer Snob-50]

40. can we make nice

and maybe share a dogfish head ale of some sort.

[SmokingJacket]

38. I'm going on vacation in March! nt

[Giant Robot]

39. Oh this one will get me kicked out of here for sure

I owned an Oliver North t-shirt back in the '80's. I was a kid. I didn't know any better. I swear I've never voted Republican!

[graywarrior]

41. I'm out of control and have no boundaries?

[Left Is Write]

45. I liked Anna Nicole Smith.

[matcom]

46. I'm f*cking Elad

[NC_Nurse]

49. With you enhanced member????

Looking for Butts???

[matcom]

50. see, now you're just stalking me

and I find it 100% inappropriate


















































and arousing

[GOPisEvil]

47. I took a piss in the mod's hot tub while we were at DU World HQ.

:yoiks:

[applegrove]

51. I'd be baaaaaaaad at it!

[Hotler]

53. I shoved a cell phone up my butt to see

if it would make my driving any better. Plus I would let threads about body functions run wild.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

54. I've ate at Oliver Garden

twice, I know I should have went back the second time.