Honestly, why do we feel the need to down mass quantities of intoxicating liquids?

[ohiosmith]

:beer:

[WhollyHeretic]

1. It's a tenet of my religion

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

2. If you are an alcoholic

you'd know the answer, if you are not then I'd attribute it to age or maturity level......

[EFerrari]

26. Boredom. Never underestimate the power of the human brain

to find some way to relieve boredom, even if it's not a great way.

[Critters2]

3. Because George Bush is president

It's a coping device.

[taterguy]

4. I have no idea

Since I've never ever had the urge to down mass quantities of intoxicating liquids

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Because of my poor parenting skills and the fact that my kids didn't

get into the Naval Academy. :cry:

[ohiosmith]

6. You show great restraint. Anyone else would be on crack.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I would, but I'm such a poor parent, I don't know where to get it.

[ohiosmith]

8. Maybe one of your kids could score you some.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I don't think they're successful enough to even do that.

:cry:

[ohiosmith]

11. Lady! You're doomed.

[JVS]

24. You tell those fuckin deadbeat kids to get out there and hustle mama up some crack!

[deepthought42]

12. That's too bad...Annapolis is nice town

Mids everywhere...very tough school to get into though. I'm sure you're proud of them anyway. :)


As a straight female, I love seeing those young male mids in uniform....I can't wait to go to work tomorrow night... :evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

13. Why don't you rub it in a little?

[deepthought42]

18. Ha, I just live here, I could never get into the Naval Academy...

doesn't mean I can't enjoy the sights :evilgrin:

[mark414]

9. because otherwise the terrorists will have won

bottoms up!

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. I don't know...I always feel like shit afterwords...

but every now and then I get the urge to get really fucked up...don't know why, boredom, stress, immaturity...who knows... :shrug:

[zappa_parappa]

15. Cuz its so much fun!

shit, im drunk at work right now...go me!

[treestar]

16. It's the Irish blood

Something about the Bush administration reminds us of the gaddadmed English.

:toast:

[Spider Jerusalem]

17. Because the stupidity of the War On Some Drugs results in a limitation of options?

(Give me a good opium nod once a month and some good Lebanese hash a few nights a week and I wouldn't get drunk...)

[matcom]

19. Personally, I blame the Snicker's Super Bowl Commercial

[SOteric]

20. What you mean 'we,' Kimo Sabe?

[Reverend_Smitty]

21. OMG I love your sig pic!!!

:rofl:

[JVS]

22. Because they are intoxicating

[ZombieNixon]

23. Because that shitty beer in the fridge ain't gonna drink itself

:eyes: :P

[reyd reid reed]

25. Beats the hell outta me

Let me know when you figure it out. I'm gonna go get another cup of coffee. Or maybe a Dr. Pepper.

Nah...some hot chocolate...that oughta do it.

:hi:

[uncle ray]

27. because small amounts

don't get you intoxicated.