"It didn't take Elton long" email I just received

[underpants]

Good by Anna Nicole
you clearly never knew yourself at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
off the stage on that brass pole
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I didn't have enough money
Your candle burned out long before
You ever realized it did

the lawsuits were tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Can we show her pictures in the nude?

Goodbye Norma Jean
From the Supreme Court justice waving his pube at you
Who sees you as something as more than sexual
Now who am I kidding

[MonkeyFunk]

1. seriously?

She's still under a sheet.

[underpants]

4. Yeah n/t

[MonkeyFunk]

6. no....

my question wasn't "seriously, you received that?"

It was "seriously, you have to post that now?"

[sundog]

2. yuck

[matcom]

3. the internet tubes sure are fast today!

Stevens must be away from his desk

[Little Wing]

5. That was sent Monday

and just got here