Once upon a time there was a man

[otherlander]

Once upon a time there was a man
He lived in America, not in Japan.
He had a fifty dollar bill
and a camera on his window sill.

He changed the fifty to ones, you see,
and then he went to NYC.
He took the bills, he climbed the stairs,
and threw them down at the millionaires.

They made thousands, but for a single dollar,
they all started to fight, and started to hollar.
To animals they were reduced,
and with the camera, a film was produced.
He showed that they were stupid and grabby,
and so can you.
For advice, ask Dear Abbie.