Whose freshly-dug grave will DU piss on next week?

[asthmaticeog]

Poll question: Whose freshly-dug grave will DU piss on next week?

Which celebrity will have the temerity to "interrupt" the news cycle by expiring in what must surely be an Obvious Rove-engineered Distraction?

[malta blue]

1. Damned celebrities

:rofl:

[terrya]

2. I voted for Andy Williams.

[asthmaticeog]

3. Do you have odds on that?

Or is it just wishful thinking, you sick puppy? :evilgrin:

[terrya]

5. No odds.

Hey, the guy is s fixture in Branson, Missouri, which is somehow synonymous with Repubicans, which...somehow, it will be enigneered by the White House.

I haven't wrapped my brain around the logic, yet. Could you give me some time to come up with the scenario? :-)

[asthmaticeog]

6. Try to work in Yakov Smirnoff while you're pondering it.

In Russia, grave piss on YOU.

[terrya]

8. Oh, RIGHT.

The evil plot thickens.

[LynneSin]

35. Where's Anson Williams - I'd vote for him

[AngryAmish]

4. Tim Conway is going to live forever

[ohiosmith]

12. Sorry man. Tim died several years ago. Harvey Korman has been using him as a hand puppet since.

[AngryAmish]

14. Ever wonder why you never see Tim Conway and Bob Newhart together?

Same person???

[BurtWorm]

7. No Pete Doherty?

:wtf:

[asthmaticeog]

9. Who?

:shrug:

[BurtWorm]

10. Libertines? Kate Moss? Babyshambles?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Doherty

[asthmaticeog]

11. Oh, oh, oh, OK, THAT guy.

He's really not much on my radar.

[johnnie]

13. I'm thinking Carrot Top

This place would go into a tailspin and probably never recover.

I think DU has hit its absurdity level.

[asthmaticeog]

15. We'll see.

ANS, rest her soul, has a ways to go yet before she hits the Laura Brannigan critical mass of flamewar stupidity.

[xchrom]

16. when du can't piss on someone's grave -- they call women whores.

it's truly charming around here sometimes.

freerepublic has nothing to worry about.

[idgiehkt]

21. you mean

"filthy whores". ;)

[Shell Beau]

17. I love this post!

:7

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. I just hope it's another talentless, ignorant nothing.

Those are the most fun to piss on.

[Critters2]

29. LOL!!! You're going to hell!

And you won't meet Anna Nicole when you get there--because she's been canonized. Right here. Today. I seen it!

[asthmaticeog]

30. So you're the Jackie Mason vote, then?

:D

[SOteric]

19. Yea verily, someone at DU would piddle on Kermit the Frog's grave.

It's like the tides and taxes. Sooner or later, they'll be along.

[DainBramaged]

20. You forgot Abe Vigoda

http://www.abevigoda.com/

And Jackie Mason is a Rethug, so he's easy.

[asthmaticeog]

33. I did not forget him. I left him out because he will never die. nt

[idgiehkt]

22. I'm greatly heartened by this post.

To think that people thusly inclined have matured enough to wait until the grave has actually been dug gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling.

[Wetzelbill]

23. I'm a celebrity, right?

oh wait, no, I'm not.

Seriously, don't you hate the BS that goes on when somebody dies? Ugliness!

[Roon]

24. IBTL!!

eom

[BlueIris]

25. I'm still getting a not-so-great feeling about Mick Jagger.

Sorry, Jagger fans.

[NNadir]

27. Well at least he and Keith Richards are "pre-embalmed."

I believe they have both been dead since about 1971, but I may be off by a year or two in either direction.

[Ishoutandscream2]

43. Do tell? Why are you feeling this?

The guy is healthy as a horse. Are you thinking a possible accident or something? Your thinking this is making this Stones' fan very uncomfortable.

[NNadir]

26. In order for "the grave" to be involved, the person would need to be dead

long enough to be buried.

That would be a terrible delay.

Personally I don't like to wait until the body is cold.

[Initech]

28. Other: The George W. Bush administration Jan 21 2000 - Feb. 20th 2007

[Fenris]

31. Anne Murray - she never did escape those rumours she sank the Edmund Fitzgerald

Out of spite.

[madinmaryland]

32. George Wendt...

NORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[bridgit]

34. oooh, please make it mine...

:bounce:

[asthmaticeog]

36. I will honor this.

In the sad and unfortunate happenstance of your expiry, I will post gazillions of threads pointing out that you are not a Nobel Laureate, you've never negotiated peace in the Middle East, you failed to end nuclear proliferation and global warming, and that you were therefore worthless as a human being and do not deserve to be mourned by those superficial, addle-pated, vacuous fools who liked you.

:patriot:

[bridgit]

45. yay! screw the ME, and everybody knows global warming is caused...

by flatulent cattle in New Zealand; please feel free to charge the vacuous fools who liked me up the yin/yang for entry to the sparse, stale buffet at any would-be ceremony (such as it may be); they are vacuous fools and will gladly pay it, and will provide my already ether-like spiirit a source of metaphysical comfort knowing that i/we; though me in particular of course, have Stuck It To Mr. Charley yet again even as i exit this phony baloney travail

the power of goodbye :headbang:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

37. Hopefully Andy Dick.

And I'll be in line with a full bladder.

[asthmaticeog]

39. His name sounds like a social disease.

"Aw, man, I'd love to, baby, but we've gotta wait until this Andy Dick clears up."

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

42. That's fitting because he IS a social disease.

Least funny person ever. I have no friggin idea how this guy stays employed.

[izzybeans]

44. If so his doctor must have performed an emergency Dick Schaap. That I'll

clear the Andy Dick right up.

[Orsino]

38. Whose ya got?

[XNASA]

40. Noel Gallagher nt

[Strawman]

41. When Karl says "Yah Mo Be There," Michael McDonald will self-destruct

It will be on a Thursday, and then Friday Karl will dump all the bad news.