and ever since then . . .

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. . . I've been afraid of chamber potheads.

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1. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of power-drinking a line of Navy Grogs.

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2. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of unfortunate misunderstandings involving the words "chiclets" and "crickets."

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3. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of Chili con Connie.

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4. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of peaking lovers who shout out, "Ricola!"

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5. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of bulging forearms bearing a tattoo that says, "Chrome, Sweet Chrome."

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6. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of jibbets from Hell.

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7. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of Dinty Less.

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8. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of the gerbil seeing his shadow.

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9. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of media feeding frenzies.

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10. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of gleeful catatonia.

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11. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of tadpoultry.

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13. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of juvie dinosaurs.

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17. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of lobster-less nights in Portland.

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18. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of King-sized Derry nightmares.

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19. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of cod on the cob.

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20. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of strained obliques.

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21. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of odiousness as a hobby.

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22. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of snacking on pastels.

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23. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of escalating chippiness.

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24. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of keeping my eyes on the prize-fighter.

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26. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of feeling defunctadelic.

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28. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of cringe-inducing banality.

[mainegreen]

25. I must agree with this one.

That is scary.

I'm rather enjoying your thread.

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27. Hi, mainegreen

I rather enjoy sharing my fears, I fear.

[mainegreen]

12. and ever since then ...

I've been afraid of this thread.

:hide:

[Pretty Go Pale]

15. Hi, mainegreen

Be more scary if I was bangorblue.

[mainegreen]

14. Ok, medics! This poster appears to be stuck in a recursive loop with a random dictionary lookup!

:rofl:

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16. Hi, mainegreen

"random dictionary lookup" . . . my new favorite phrase.

[wildhorses]

29. and ever since then...

... i have been afraid of anna nichole smith threads:scared: