Food related injuries? "Orange finger" "pistachio finger"

[underpants]

I had "orange finger" for several days this week-You know when you are peeling an orange and a bit of the rind gets under your fingernail and cuts you and some of the juice gets in there OW I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

I get something like that with pistachios too.

Man I hate that.

[reyd reid reed]

1. Jalepeno hands

whenever I slice jalepenos to make tamales, my fingers burn.

And burn.

And burn.

Usually lasts for a day or two.

[mainegreen]

6. That's better than jalapeno eyes.

Thats when you rub your eyes with jalapeno hands.

Ouch.

[QMPMom]

10. I did the Jalepeno Eyes thing once. I grabbed the milk out of

the fridge and, gross as it sounds, rinsed my eyes out with it. It stopped the pain immediately. When I told my eye Dr. about it he said it was the best thing that I could have done.

[AllegroRondo]

16. thats better than jalepenos the next day

I dread the bathroom trip after a really spicy buffalo chicken sandwich.

[Beausoir]

2. Club Sandwich gum abrasion.

[johnnie]

3. Pizza mouth sizzle

When you burn the upper part of your mouth trying to eat pizza and pieces of skin hangs off for a while.

[Beausoir]

14. We call that "Pizza Skins".

[KenHodson]

4. toss the "un-opening" pistachios, says so on the instruction manual

[Dora]

26. I use another pistachio shell to pry the stubborn ones open.

Works like a charm.

[KenHodson]

5. deeply embedded sunflower seed razor shard o' death

The fatal variety.

[montanto]

7. dried cheese cut,

Boiling hot refried bean and cheese burn, habanero eye rub!!

[kmla]

8. How about the "Cap'n Crunch" shred job on the roof of the mouth?

Sometime I think it would be easier on the roof of my mouth if I ate shards of glass....

[KenHodson]

9. "Fire Hoop"

If you don't know what it is, don't ask. You are very fortunate.

[underpants]

11. Yes I have had that

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fire+Hoop

[QMPMom]

13. Ah yes. Commonly experienced after a trip to my favorite

Pakistani restaurant. It's worth it though for their food.

[QMPMom]

12. French Bread roof of the mouth abrasion.

My husband I were talking about this about 15 minutes ago. It happens with Vietnamese Submarine sandwiches, too, as they learned the breadmaking thing from the French. The roof of my mouth can hurt for a couple of days after a French Bread abrasion!

[Beausoir]

15. A friend of mine took a bite of a cheese tostada that was still bubbling.

Burned his lip so badly on the molten cheese that he ended having stitches!

[Patiod]

17. I live in fear of bagel hands

Bad habit of holding the bagel in one hand, hacking through it with a bread knife with the other. I always chicken out (wise up) and finish slicing through it on the counter -- I once heard and ER doc say that almost every weekend morning, he sewed up someone's fingers who had sliced bagels in their hands.

[HuffleClaw]

18. the green apple quickstep?

[grace0418]

19. Tortilla chip cut. I actually managed to jam a piece under my gumline and

all the way to the root of my tooth (at least it felt like it). Damn that hurt.

[KenHodson]

20. Pat Robertson's Age Defying Protein Pancakes

http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/pancakes.aspx

I haven't actually had an injury from them yet, I am just... hopefull.

[texas1928]

21. Cheetos Pen....

Oh never mind. :blush:

[mzteris]

22. butterbean shelling thumb.

I haven't had that one since I was a kid, though.

[Bunny]

23. Cucumber vagina.

Oops, did I say that out loud? :blush: :yoiks:

[AzDar]

24. "Pickle wrist" ...self-explanatory, I hope. n/t

[Dora]

25. Popcorn hull gum.

Not a new flavor of chewing gum, but an irritating condition.

[nosillies]

27. crawfish peelin' fingers

Those suckers will shred your fingertips. And heaven forbid you rub your eye while peeling. And wash up very well before you take your contacts out that night!