Fox News to Air Shocking Anna Nicole/String Ray Footage.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

Hollywood, Florida- As the nation mourns the tragic death of Anna Nicole Smith, Fox News draws harsh criticism today as it plans to air the last shocking moments of her death. The beloved Hollywood, um, icon was found floating dead in a large aquarium on the floor of a local casino. It appears that the final moments of her life were caught on the casino's security cameras, and that footage has been purchased by Fox mogul Rupert Murdoch. The stingray is not in custody but has not been ruled out as a suspect. "He's a fish of interest," said local Sheriff Floyd Anderson. The stingray had been involved in a paternity suit with Ms. Smith.

[Critters2]

1. LOL!!!!

Now why is it that I'd get flamed all to hell if I posted this? Who the hell are you?!!

And does an American judge have jurisdiction over a Bahamian stingray?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. The drama queens already have me on ignore.

:hi:

[Critters2]

3. I must say I am deeply disappointed in DU

I came here for political discussions with progressives. Now I get this drama over the death of a woman whose life was precisely what she wanted it to be, who then caused her own downfall.

How many people died in Iraq since her death? Not that that matters.

Okay, I'll wait for the flames--I have one person following me from thread to thread (in violation of the rules, btw).

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. Ignore them.

Just don't feed them.

[buddhamama]

5. Locking...

This is not appropriate.

Sincerely,
buddhamama- DU Mod