..I am The Father Of Anna Nicoles Baby!!!!!!!

rsmith6621

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:09 PM
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..I am The Father Of Anna Nicoles Baby!!!!!!!

.....or are YOU!!!

This is starting to remind me of the old To Tell the Truth show....

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Deja Q

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:10 PM
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1. No, I am!

:wow:

I'll admit, that quote that basically said "I don't know who the father is" I heard is both the most tragic and the most stupid comment ever said by a human being.

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HysteryDiagnosis

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:12 PM
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2. It's even more stupid when a woman is asked, do you have any

children and she swaggers a little and says, "none that I know about". :)

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madinmaryland

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:14 PM
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3. WRONG!! It's Clinton's!!1!!

The mighty Clenis strikes again!!

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MsKandice01

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Fri Feb-09-07 07:33 PM
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10. Yep, I'm with you...

The Clenis is all powerful and omnipotent.

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Shakespeare

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:20 PM
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4. Actually, it's starting to remind me of Spartacus.

An entire army of men, all claiming to be the baby daddy... ;-)

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Gman

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:22 PM
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5. You can't be

because I kinda think I could be... but I'm still not sure.

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FourScore

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:33 PM
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6. Seriously folks,

Edited on Fri Feb-09-07 06:36 PM by whereismyparty

you can't be. 'Cause I'm the real Mom. This is gonna' get SOOO complicated in court...

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JuniperLea

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:35 PM
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7. I STOLE THE LINDBERG BABY!!

Oh...

Wait...

Wrong thread; sorry!

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SoCalDem

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:37 PM
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8. At least a Dingo didn't eat her baby.. (yet.. he's circling the house)

Look out little baby...crawl..crawl..crawl to the light...

film at 11

dingo-0...baby-1

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0rganism

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:38 PM
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9. I am Jack's wasted life.

"We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra." -- Tyler Durden

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Xipe Totec

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Fri Feb-09-07 07:40 PM
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11. Get in line!

and take a number

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