With apologies to all blonde DUers

[GabysPoppy]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
stops
for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her
car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my
name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out
of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck
door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back
to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Syracuse and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK

[aQuArius]

1. Hey, I resemble that remark!

LOLOLOLOL! You have no idea how close you are.....

[Intelsucks]

2. A man gets his blonde girlfriend a cell phone for her birthday....

He decides to call her on it and ask her how she likes her new phone. She replies, "Oh, I really like it, but how did you know I was at Wal-Mart?":7

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. What is blonde-black-blonde-black-blonde-black?

A blonde doing cartwheels

[chefgirl]

4. LOL...

I know a pretty filthy one almost like that one, NSMA.

-chef-

[BurtWorm]

6. I bet NSMA knows a pretty filthy one like that too!

:hi:

[Ohio Dem]

8. OUCH!

That's funny, though.

[havocmom]

5. what's black and blue and brown and face down in the gravel?

a brunette who has told one too many blonde jokes

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. ROFL..I'll consider myself warned!

:D

[havocmom]

13. what does a redhead consider as the shortest way to a man's heart?

Through his ribcage.... told to me by the havocpup, peeking out from under her red hair

[chefgirl]

9. hehehe...

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes??

Invisible. :D

-chef-
(a blonde)

[pansypoo53219]

15. sending that to my NATURALLY blonde cousin

and she has a masters in chemistry and 6'1" so she definately could take out some brunettes.

[jonnyblitz]

10. No worries.My mohawk is black this year. n/t

[M155Y_A1CH]

11. Got this today

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the
blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and
his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands,
she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call
the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a blind policeman."

[dolo amber]

14. Ooooh, that reminds me of another

A blonde is driving home one day and turns the corner to see smoke pouring from her apt. building. She dashes up the stairs and phones the fire dept.

The fireman says "Calm down ma'am, we'll be there as soon as possible, just tell us how to get there." The blonde says, "DUH, big red TRUCK..."

:D

[dolo amber]

12. A blonde decides one day

To put to rest all the rumours about blondes being stupid. She dyes her hair brown and goes out on a drive, searching for someone to test out her theory.

She comes upon a beautiful meadow, filled with adorable little lambs. Stopping the car, she gets out and walks over to the farmer. She says to him "If I can guess just by glancing around how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer looks puzzled, but says "Sure."

Taking a quick look around the meadow, she turns to him and states with authority "167". The farmer is amazed, and tells her to go ahead and pick out any lamb she'd like. She wanders among the animals until one particularly perky and outgoing one catches her eye, and she picks it up, heading back to the car.

As she approaches the farmer, he looks at her and says, "Ok, now it's my turn...if I can guess what color your hair REALLY is, can I have my dog back?"

:D:D:D:D


And the moral of this story is, always dye your hair un-natural colors, thus preventing the possiblity of such jokes.

(So saith Dolo of the burgundy hair. ;))

[CanuckAmok]

16. Two blondes wer walking in the woods, when...

...they happened upon some tracks.

"Oh look!", said Tami, "Deer tracks!"

"No,", countered Brandi, "those are bear tracks"

"I'm pretty sure those are deer tracks, Brandi. I've seen deer tracks before, and they look just like these ones"

"No, they're bear tracks, Tami. It's a fact."

"They're deer tracks"

"Bear tracks!"

"DEER TRACKS!"

"BEAR TRACKS!!"



















They were still arguing an hour later, when the train hit them.

[TXlib]

17. Q: What's a blonde's mating call?

A: I'm soooo drunk!



Q: What's an ugly blonde's mating call?

A: I said, I'm DRUNK!!!



Q: What's a brunette's mating call?

A: Has that blonde bitch left yet?



Q: What's a redhead's mating call?

A: Next!