I told off Al Gore at Barnes and Noble today

[HEyHEY]

I was pulling up, right, and this fucking hummer just cuts right and takes my parking spot. I straight up recognized it was Al Gore behind the steering wheel. So, I went and found a parking spot and followed him in to Barnes and Noble. I caught up with him when he stopped in the self-help section. I overheard him tell the clerk he was looking for something to help him deal with chronic masturbation. So, i eyed him up and said, "Hey... Jerk off!" And he gave me a funny look because he happened to be thumbing through a copy of Dr. Charles Hutton's "You won't really go blind, but seriously, knock it off." Book on chronic masturbation. And he said, "I'm Al Gore." I said, "I don't care who you are... right now you're just an ex-presidential candidate with a few books, a movie and a chronic masturbation problem who has no sense of driving manners. AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN A HUMMER ANYWAY? Mr. inconvienient truth, mr. save the planet."
I told him if he, or his fucking hummer EVER crossed my path again, there'd be a donneybrook and I'd beat him six ways till sunday.
He was pretty shocked.
So, I then strolled over to the counter, bought my copy of "Mental health monthly" and walked into the door. Then I opened it and walked out.
It felt good.

[Deja Q]

1. WTF?!

THE Al Gore?! :wow:

No way!

[HEyHEY]

2. Yup thee Al Gore - he's fatter than you'd think in person

[Katherine Brengle]

3. Wow, bc he already looks pretty chunky on tv these days...

[Deja Q]

4. Bad timing, someone else just responded...

:)

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. K&R

:thumbsup:

[wildhorses]

6. so then

how is that knot on your forehead doing:rofl:

[QMPMom]

7. Sure you did.

:thumbsdown:

[HEyHEY]

8. I did, I swear! It's all on video

[salin]

9. So how are the articles in the magazine you bought...? I hope they are

helpful ;-)

[WindRavenX]

10. this makes no sense high

I'm very confused.

[Deja Q]

11. Neither does the world...

:(

[LostinVA]

12. hahahahahahhaha

[tigereye]

13. you either need help (but we knew that)

or a book contract!