Do you guys like my haircut?

[crim son]

[SPKrazy]

1. In A Word.... NO!

look what the cat drug in!


:rofl:

[crim son]

He e he's wearing some of those really cool boots all the young people

have these days.

[SPKrazy]

5. Yeah, I Got That

poor kitty

:rofl:

[Chan790]

2. Please tell me you had a good reason for doing that?

and that you're not just shearing your cat for the hell of it.

[crim son]

3. I would never do that to my cat.

I found the picture on Google.

[havocmom]

4. No, but the boots are da bomb!

:rofl:

[crim son]

6. That is exactly what I just wrote to pawpicker!

You have an eye for fashion! :7

[graywarrior]

7. It's better than mine.

[crim son]

8. I don't believe it.

How badly could she have messed it up? I need a picture, graywarrior.

[graywarrior]

10. This is two months since I got it cut...I HATE IT!!!

Don't try to tell me it's not bad. I have to deal with it every day, spraying all kinds of crap into it to make it look decent. I'm faking my happiness in this picture. Mr. Gray makes me laugh at stupid shit

[crim son]

12. ROTFLMAO!

Not at the hair, just at you. Okay, I won't say it's your best look because I've seen other photos where you have better hair. But damn, lady, you're gorgeous! You could shave your head bald and wear a clown suit and you'd still look fantastic. :hug:

[graywarrior]

14. You are way too kind, my gorgeous Maine-ah.

[crim son]

16. Nope. Honest to a fault, or so says my mother. n/t

[graywarrior]

18. Well then, thank you. I have nothing to do with how I look....

and sometimes....I can be downright UGLY.

[crim son]

22. Me too. Often. No, make that usually. n/t

[graywarrior]

26. So when do we get to see your bad cut?

[crim son]

27. Here's the back of my head:

I haven't cut it in months and months because I'm trying to be "young". *snort*

[graywarrior]

29. WTF? That's awesome! You're crazy.

[crim son]

32. Because it's been growing out forever! Like, seven months or something.

But it's actually the color that's bad. I can't afford to go to a salon any more so I've been doing it myself and you can tell! Eh, who cares, right? I Yam what I Yam.

[graywarrior]

34. The color looks fine to me. What were you aiming for?

[crim son]

38. I used to get highlights and lowlights so it didn't look

so bimbo-ish. Here's the front so you can see how fake it looks.
No, I'm not drunk yet. The STBE said something about "act sexy" and I told him to fuck off. :P

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Why did those letters show up?

[graywarrior]

41. What letters?

:rofl:

The color is great. Try ashe blonde to tone it down if you want. Actually, go RED.

[crim son]

43. This is Maine. If I go red,

the sheriff will show up and personally escort me to the state's border. Unless I gain four hundred pounds and then I'll fit right in.

[graywarrior]

45. Get OUT, I lived in Maine with my redhaired friend, Jessica.

No one escorted her out. Course, she's insane.

[crim son]

46. You did NOT live up here in the cold realm of Hell.

You don't think I'll scare away all the eligible men if I go red? Any red over that blonde is going to be very bright.

[graywarrior]

48. Yes, I did..in Portland...with Jessica Porter, crazy actress from Toronto

in the winter and I worked at Wild Oats. I was there for almost a year.

And red would be so awesome on you.

[Left Is Write]

24. No kidding!

[SPKrazy]

66. I Told Her To Shave Her Frickin' Head

she said she wouldn't do it

:rofl:

[crim son]

68. She'd have to change her screen name then.

Patewarrior or something.

Yawn. I'm going to bed, finally. I have resisted all urges to eat after supper, I have been a good girl and I'm proud of myself. Goodnight, pawpicker. :hug:

[SPKrazy]

69. Good Night!

sleep well

:hug:

good resistance to eating

I didn't do that

[Whoa_Nelly]

17. You look great!

But if it's being a hassle for you, maybe it's time to get a reshaping to be easier to control.

Meanwhile...You always look fan-tan-bu-lous, babycakes! :hi:

[graywarrior]

23. Shucks.

Thanks.
:hug:

That picture is huge! Sorry about that.

[Sanity Claws]

9. They took much off the back

But don't worry, it'll grow back. I do like your boots. Have you thought about getting a bra? Most of us girls past adolescence really need some support.

[crim son]

13. I'm one of those lucky girls who can do without support.

Enhancement, that's what I'd like.

[The Traveler]

11. That. Is. Just. Wrong.

And that looks like one pissed of kitty.

:rofl:

[crim son]

15. I think that's what the picture was titled: A Pissed Off Kitty.

I'd be pissed off in his... boots. :rofl:

[The Traveler]

20. Me no wanna walk

a mile in his shoes!

:rofl:

[crim son]

21. Oh but I insist!

I don't know what you look like but I'm still laughing out loud at the thought.

[The Traveler]

28. I have you at a disadvantage, then

since I have seen pictures of the beautiful being that is you. What shall I do?

:shrug:

[crim son]

30. Well, don't picture my face on that cat's body.

Although she is very svelte. It's okay; you're a man of mystery. :)

[The Traveler]

31. That's OK I guess

so long as you don't imagine me as Austin Powers ...

:rofl:

[crim son]

35. Would I do that?

No! Mainly because I've never seen one of those movies so I wouldn't know what he looks like :shrug: Now I'm motivated to do a bit of research.

[The Traveler]

37. Spare yourself!

Unless you like really cheezey comedy. Just duck when the Velveeta comes whizzing out of the screen at ya ...

:rofl:

[crim son]

40. Too Late!

In my mind you will now forever be linked... you and Mike Meyers. hehe.

[The Traveler]

44. Damn

Another situation in which I should have kept my yap shut!

:rofl:

[NNadir]

19. That is a seriously pissed off cat.

Who can blame her?

[crim son]

25. I sure don't.

I hope the beast doesn't live in Maine or she's gonna freeze her little boobs off.

[Deja Q]

33. OMG!

:spray:

[crim son]

39. Isn't that cute?

Don't spray all over her though, because she's sensitive to the cold.

[Connonym]

36. ooh s/he looks angry!

[crim son]

42. She's seriously pissed off.

It took her months to grow it all out, and then somebody went and shaved it all off again.

[WCGreen]

47. We had to do that to my cat once....

He was a long haired cross between a Persian and Tabby, looked lke this cutie...

Well, he jumped in the tub and got so snarled up by the time we caught up with him that he had these knots in his hair...

[crim son]

52. Not really!

I bet he hated it. :rofl: We used to give the same cut to the puli our family had when I was a kid. His fur was normally long and hung in ringlets. We'd shave everything off except for the head, the paws and the tail. Poor Chutka; he never got any respect.

[WCGreen]

70. The cats from around the neighborhood would line up

outside the window and just stare at him...

[Richard Steele]

49. I'd hate to get this locked, so I won't make any crude, lowbrow comments about your shaved pussy.

[crim son]

51. Thank you for restraining yourself.

:eyes:

Aren't you wondering why nobody said it earlier?

[graywarrior]

55. I am.

[Richard Steele]

56. I sure as hell -WAS- wondering that!

The Lounge is as "different" this week as GD has been,
only in different ways. The fact that it took so long
for someone to make that OBVIOUS pun is just anoter bit
of evidence that there is SOMETHING subtly distorting the
very fabric of reality.

And not in a good way.

[crim son]

59. Now you've got me scared

because I believe you.

[Richard Steele]

64. I've seen worse. Not nearly as widespread, to be sure, but much, MUCH worse.

And I'm still here, aren't I? Lots of folks AREN'T, but I am.
Scarred and toothless, but just as annoying as ever.

Don't ever waste your precious, limited minutes on this planet "being scared".
That serves no purpose. Hasn't been genuinely useful for a few
hundred thousand years now.

I used to be scared. It usually ended BADLY, so I eventually stopped doing it.

Hand your "faith" to GOD, to hold it for you for a hundred years or so,
then trust your BRAIN more than "general opinion" and do whatever
the heck you think is RIGHT just hard as you fucking can.

You won't stop bullets.
You won't have to.
:hug:

[crim son]

65. That post is strangely moving.

Thank you. :hug:

[wildhorses]

50. this is wrong on so many levels

however, i am glad that you did NOT cut your hair:hi:

[crim son]

53. Thanks!

I'm letting it grow really long to accentuate my wrinkles and jowls. :(

[wildhorses]

54. girlfriend---

old age is NOT for sissies:hug:


i'm thinking surgery....

[crim son]

57. Me too. But first I have to win the lottery.

I know it's going to happen because I'm keeping my fingers crossed. :P

[KitchenWitch]

58. That is one mad kitty!

x(

Funny though.

[crim son]

61. I can't believe how small cats are underneath their fur.

Plus they wouldn't be nearly as cute if they were hairless, would they?

[KitchenWitch]

62. No, they would look like Gollum without their fur.

[auntAgonist]

60. If looks could kill!!!

oh and kitty needs a bra :)

aA

[crim son]

63. Somebody made that observation upthread.

:rofl:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

67. I'm gonna shave my cat too

he has an 'issue' when when it comes to keeping himself groomed. I'll post a pic when I'm done... I reckon it will make this kitty look happy...

[crim son]

71. If you're really going to shave him, do post pics.

Pics of him at various stages of de-furring would be cute as hell. :hi:

[applegrove]

72. That is so funny. Boots are very fashionable these days. LOL!