and ever since then . . .

[Pretty Go Pale]

. . . I've been afraid of brisquets of envy.

[Pretty Go Pale]

1. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of rampant spongebation.

[Pretty Go Pale]

2. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of tripping the karaoke machine at the Four Winds Bar.

[Pretty Go Pale]

3. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of proudly displayed runaway chest hair.

[Pretty Go Pale]

4. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of coming up zeroes during the nexus of crisis.

[Pretty Go Pale]

5. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of journalistic reprieves cut thinner than chiffon.

[Pretty Go Pale]

6. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of remembering my dog, spayed and consequent.

[Pretty Go Pale]

7. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of the bellicose ruminations of a double-crossed lover.

[Pretty Go Pale]

8. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of fronting for Aqua-Velva.

[Pretty Go Pale]

9. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of feeling less-than-human in Nairobi.

[Pretty Go Pale]

10. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of humming along with the dial tone.

[Pretty Go Pale]

11. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of lilting grouper.

[Pretty Go Pale]

12. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of catered edginess.

[Pretty Go Pale]

13. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of smudge pots ruining a perfect evening.

[Pretty Go Pale]

14. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of the power-driven fecklessness of tyrants.

[Pretty Go Pale]

15. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of being undermined by molten java.

[Pretty Go Pale]

16. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of pitted prunes of destiny.

[Pretty Go Pale]

17. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of terrycloth dispensers run amok.

[Pretty Go Pale]

18. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of rubberband intensifiers.

[Pretty Go Pale]

19. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of pushing the envelope of a Saint.

[Pretty Go Pale]

20. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of meritless badges.

[Pretty Go Pale]

21. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of linguini-meeny-miney-mo.

[Pretty Go Pale]

22. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of the impending bend of the backward curve.

[Pretty Go Pale]

23. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of treading mineral water.

[Pretty Go Pale]

24. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of the soured view of the Sole Survivor.

[Pretty Go Pale]

25. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of needing an exorcist for a prized possession.

[Pretty Go Pale]

26. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of the return of a drooling Martha Quinn.

[Pretty Go Pale]

27. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of Maynard clinching five fingers.

[Pretty Go Pale]

28. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of the determined sluggish lurch of living in the moment.

[Pretty Go Pale]

29. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of harpees in heat.

[Pretty Go Pale]

30. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of blending reality with butane.

[Pretty Go Pale]

31. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of the gravity of a lack thereof.

[Pretty Go Pale]

32. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of tracking grease in from Jimmie's Chicken Shack.

[Pretty Go Pale]

33. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of tuna felts.

[Pretty Go Pale]

34. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of faux renditions of Silver and Gold.

[Pretty Go Pale]

35. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of missing link sausage.

[Pretty Go Pale]

36. and ever since then . . .

. . . I've been afraid of getting bent like a forlorn spork.

[ornotna]

37. You seem to live in great fear

Take a pill

[mentalsolstice]

38. Hey bartender, I'll have what she's drinking. n/t

[Suich]

39. So will I!

:hi: