A chain letter from Pickles!

[BuelahWitch]

I saw this in another forum and thought it was funny...

"Dear Friends,

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to tired and
discouraged women.

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your female friends who are
equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up the man in your life,
send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the following
list, and then add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound
to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this
letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, all of whom were
better than the sad example she started out with.

An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose
between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic swimmer.

You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman broke the
chain and got her own husband back!
So let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name and address to the
list below:

Laura Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC"

I wonder what doom will descend on me if I break the chain, as I don't have a husband to get back. My suckiest old boyfriend? :shrug: