If I posted a thread saying I didn't want any hearts

[jpgray]

Wouldn't that be perceived as a cry for hearts and/or help? If I posted a thread saying I deserve more hearts than anyone, wouldn't everyone naturally agree with me and give me more hearts? Maybe if I posted something really offensive each day of the "Heart drive" I would be able to successfully preclude any possibility of heartage.

[JVS]

1. You'll have plenty if you do that

look what happened in GirlinContempt's thread

[jpgray]

13. Yeah

[ZombieNixon]

2. Er...what?

Does someone want a heart? :P

[jpgray]

14. I see I have been heart-attacked. The world is a cruel and unfriendly, if giving, place

[ZombieNixon]

16. It wasn't me.

The world is indeed cruel in its giving. x( I seem to have been heart-attacked too. :P

[sundog]

3. fuck off

[ornotna]

22. You made me laugh

You get a heart asshole.

[sundog]

23. nooooooooooooo

:cry:

[GirlinContempt]

4. You can't escape it

Don't fight.

[jpgray]

7. I'm going to start claiming to have given hearts I didn't give, ruining the anonyminity

And indeed the whole fundraiser; for, you see, I am a tortured mysterious heart-obsessed soul.

[GirlinContempt]

17. Sexy.

Crush those dreams! Smash those hopes!

[Left Is Write]

5. It is my firm belief that if you said you didn't want any hearts. you would mean it.

And I wouldn't want to offend you by offering you something you do not want.

[JVS]

6. I'd give him one, just to bug him. Of course I started a thread in his honor and...

blocked him too once as a joke. I'm a real SOB.

[prolesunited]

8. Hmm...

Still no hearts, so clearly no one loves you. ;-)

(Me either, but I think I'll live.)

[jpgray]

9. It's working. Maybe I'll go post some Eagles lyrics

You don't know how much willpower I'm exerting to keep from hearting you. We all love the proles here on DU. :D

[prolesunited]

24. That's so sweet!

BTW, don't look now but you DO have a heart. :D

[graywarrior]

10. Here ya go....

[jpgray]

11. Noooooooooo

I think at this point I should claim I gave you three of your four hearts. And I meant them as hearts of indifference. :P

[JVS]

12. HA-HA. Someone loves you!

[sundog]

15. sell out

:D

[graywarrior]

18. How sweet.

You've won my heart with that sentiment.

[jpgray]

20. Maybe it's because I think ducks are cute

[graywarrior]

21. Quack.

[bridgit]

19. hm, it would seem adequately reasoned, well i do concur with your scientific methodology...

better to leave such matters of the heart to science :beer: