what is the most obscene piece of music you know?

[JVS]

[KitchenWitch]

1. The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin.

Well maybe not the most obscene, but it is right up there.

[darkstar]

2. Louie, Louie

That or "The Hanky Panky"

[ZombieNixon]

3. I'd have to say the song "Please Stop Fucking My Mom" takes the cake.

:shrug:

[DainBramaged]

4. Tone-Loc Wild Thing

Artist: Tone-Loc Lyrics
Song: Wild Thing Lyrics
Let's do it

Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

Wild thing (x2)

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night"
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"
So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing
She wanna do the wild thing
Please baby baby please

Wild thing

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Wild thing

[Nevernose]

5. Anything by the 2 Live Crew

The 2 Live Crew were big in junior high. Any more graphic, and you'd have to be an OB/GYN.

[Redbear]

6. I've Never Been to Me by Charlene

Totally without any redeeming value.

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[Omphaloskepsis]

9. Necro's album The Sexorcist

I would post lyrics. But, they are extremely offensive.

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[Initech]

11. System Of A Down - Violent Pornography

everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody fucks
everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody sucks
everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody cries
everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody dies

it's a non stop disco bet you it's nabisco bet you didn't know woohoo
it's a non stop disco bet you it's nabisco bet you didn't know woohoo
it's a non stop disco bet you didn't know bet you didn't know it's nabisco bet you didn't know

everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody fucks
everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody sucks
everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody dies
everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody cries

it's a non stop disco bet you it's nabisco bet you didn't know woohoo
it's a non stop disco bet you it's nabisco bet you didn't know woohoo
it's a non stop disco bet you didn't know bet you didn't know it's nabisco bet you didn't know

Its a violent pornagraphy
choking chicks and sodomy
the kind of shit you get on your TV

Its a violent pornagraphy
choking chicks and sodomy
the kind of shit you get on your TV

everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody sucks
everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody fucks
everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody dies
everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody cries

it's a non stop disco bet you it's nabisco bet you didn't know woohoo
it's a non stop disco bet you it's nabisco bet you didn't know woohoo
it's a non stop disco bet you didn't know bet you didn't know it's nabisco bet you didn't know woohoo

Its a violent pornagraphy
choking chicks and sodomy
the kind of shit you get on your TV

Its a violent pornagraphy
choking chicks and sodomy
the kind of shit you get on your TV

Its a violent pornagraphy
choking chicks and sodomy
the kind of shit thats on your TV

Its on your tv
Its on your tv
turn off your tv

can you say brainwashing
brainwashing

Its a non stop disco

[GenDem]

12. "Dinah Moe Hum" Frank Zappa

He was the king of the obscene lyrics. I won't copy the lyrics, but here's a link. :hide:
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+zappa/dinahmoehum_20056795.html

[Initech]

16. What about a couple off Sheik Yerbouti:

Broken Harts Are For Assholes:

http://globalia.net/donlope/fz/lyrics/Sheik_Yerbouti.html#Broken

I Have Been In You:

http://globalia.net/donlope/fz/lyrics/Sheik_Yerbouti.html#Been

[idgiehkt]

13. Dreams, by L'il Kim

can't post the lyrics, though.

[XemaSab]

14. "Erotic City"

is pretty good. :D

[Redbear]

15. 2nd Most Obscene: If by Bread

If a picture paints
a thousand words
then why can't I paint you


I rest my case.

[SoCalDemGrrl]

17. "What I Love About You" by the group GET SET GO

[zingaro]

18. NIN's Closer always fills this bill for me.

[Orrex]

19. HWC by Liz Phair

'nuff said.

[Richard Steele]

20. The Feederz classic anthem "Jesus Entering from the Rear". Obscene, blashphemous...and really catchy

Edited cuz I got the band name wrong.

[Richard Steele]

26. 2nd most obscene: almost anything by the Meatmen.

To wit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w85HQjZmxkE

[Rhythm]

31. OMG... that was going to be my 'most obscure'...

can't believe that anyone else here has heard that one.

[Rhythm]

32. self delete...

[sakabatou]

21. Pushing the Sky by the Seatbelts

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[Archae]

23. The above are bad, but these are the WORST!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-z2D9lo9-8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1LNB2kepPc

Seriously. :grr:

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[unsavedtrash]

25. Lords of Acid

just pick a song, any song.

[judaspriestess]

28. Yes very true about Lords of Acid and I LOVE them

Judas Priest has some very sexy lyrics too

[Tikki]

27. These.....

"Sit on my face, Stevie Nicks".....the Rotters
"Police Truck"....Dead Kennedys
"Slave to my dick".....Subhumans
"Johnny hit and run Pauline"......X


among others.



Tikki

[REP]

30. Bend Over Baby, And Let Me Drive or As Long As I've Got a Face, You've Got a Place To Sit

[Rhythm]

33. GENITORTURERS...their entire catalogue

one of my favorite live bands... anyone else seen them?!

The Tampa Bay area has given us so much musically...

Genitorturers, Jack Off Jill, Marilyn Manson...

[Scarlett17]

34. "You Suck" by The Yeastie Girls

Horrible and hilarious. I'd post the the lyrics, but that would definitely get this thread locked.

[HughBeaumont]

36. Consolidated did that song, the YG's did the vocals.

I should know because I have that album it comes off of.

Let's just say the song is 100% correct in content. :)

[HughBeaumont]

35. Anything by A.C., whose name and 85% of their song titles are unprintable here.

I mean, you GOT to love a band that makes songs like "Everyone in Allston should be Killed", "Van Full of Retards" or "I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women".

Also the Mentors, who make awe-inspiring songs like "Donkey Dick", "Free Fix for a Fuck" and the classic "My Erection is Over".

[blondeatlast]

37. "Nightshift" by Siouxsie and the Banshees

It's a loving ballad about sex with a corpse.

[ProfessorGAC]

38. Never Mind. Read The Question Wrongly

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[mduffy31]

39. It is not overtly obscene but what it is talking about could be

If you bought the special Disc of Stand Up by the Dave Matthews Band. Stefan Lessard talks about what this song is really about on the DVD side and what the lyrics here mean:

I wanna be your hunger
I wanna see you open wide
And when I go down for you
I wanna blow your mind

You and I, oh, oh
Shine, shine

Oh great light of love
Oh great light of love
Oh great light of love
Oh great light of love

You come like an answered prayer
Praise God, try to love try to oh
I have the little death's delight
Oh, I love you?

It is about going down on a woman, when he performs it live sometimes he changes the lyrics of "when I go down for you" to "go down on you," and the next part in the song says it all.

[mainegreen]

40. Gwar - Have you seen me? n/t

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[itsmesgd]

42. Kinky Friedman's "Waitret, Please Waitret" not the most obscene, but funny

Waitret, please waitret come sit on my face,
Eatin' aint cheatin, lord it aint no disgrace.
Bring me a Lonestar, waitret make it a case,
Waitret, please waitret come sit on my face.

[Call Me Wesley]

43. Locking.

Remember, PG-13.



Thank you!

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