Look what I'm getting Mrs Matcom for Valentine's Day!

[matcom]

<snip>

Deadspin.com found this Valentine's Day gift for an imaginative, and wealthy, Racine County resident. At MLB Auctions, you can purchase a visit from the Milwaukee Brewers' Racing Sausages for your significant other. The sausages will visit the intended between 1-2 p.m. on Valentine's Day at their home or work.

Bids are limited to a 45-mile radius of Milwaukee, which includes Racine County (and given that sales tax we continue to pay, it'd better). The starting bid is $650, and no bids have been placed. The package includes four club level tickets to the game of your choice during the April 18-22 homestand at Miller Park.

The four sausages include: the hot dog, brat, Polish and Italian. This year's new sausage, the chorizo, is not included in the promotion.

http://www.journaltimes.com/nucleus/index.php?itemid=10806

:P

[jmowreader]

1. If Mrs. Matcom wants to get you a doghouse...

tell her to come see me. I have plenty.

[Deja Q]

2. Wouldn't the sweetie be concentrating on only... one sausage?

:yoiks:

[dropkickpa]

3. Honestly, as a woman,

I would love that!! I'm not a flowers/candy/jewelry type, but, if I had 4 dancing sausages visit me at work I'd love it!! Plus, you get to go to a game later!

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I thought you were getting her the matching dryer this year.

[matcom]

5. for THAT kind of $$?

:eyes:

she can use the hairdryer like every OTHER woman!

[Midlodemocrat]

6. WOW! You got her a hairdryer?

OMG. You are the world's greatest husband.


:eyes:

[matcom]

7. THAT was part of the TRIFECTA!

1 Hairdryer
1 Vacuum
1 Pair Eyebrow Tweezers

i am the husband of the YEAR!

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Yup. In an alternate

DS1 kind of universe.


:eyes:

[matcom]

9. oh you should SEE what I got DS1 !!!11

got HIM a penis pump, a month's worth of Viagra and motor oil

man will THAT all come in handy!

[Midlodemocrat]

10. HOLY CRAP.

*rushes off to PM SO*


:scared:

[matcom]

11. oh I also got him a helmet so he can be 'scooter safe'

whilst he clings to on the back of my 'red rocket'

[Midlodemocrat]

12. You, sir, are a true gentleman. And, a giver.

:patriot:

[matcom]

13. you don't even know the HALF of it!

now i'm thinking of buying here a new dish sponge!

you know one of those with the 'scratchy' surface on the other side so scrubbing pots will be easier?

FUCK I love this WOMAN!

[Midlodemocrat]

14. *sniff* next thing I read, you'll have bought her real soap

so she won't ruin her hands with the lye.

I wish ALL men were more like you.

[matcom]

15. what the fuck is wrong with LIFEBOY????111

what do you think, she is some kind of moviestar?

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. ASSHOLE. She's going to get dishpan hands

washing the gunk off the dishes. and by gunk I mean the stuff you cook.



:hide:


:hide:


:hide:


*off to make chicken salad*

[Mrs.Matcom]

16. Me thinks you should do as your sig line says...

and get out, get the fuck out :grr: And I spent a fortune on you for Valentine's day!!! That is it! The new scooter goes back, the new boat goes back, the nympho twins who's father owns a liquor store...BACK!!!!

[matcom]

18. the NYMPHO'S???

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

:cry: