Why yes I would, Hypnotoad! That sounds great!
So, Hypnotoad, where would you go with me?
Well, Hypnotoad, I'd start off by taking you to the zoo. That's "to", not "at". Gotta get to know each other first, don'cha'know! But I digress. We can pretend we're as normal as the other zoo-goers and mock the animals who freely pee in public when not running around groping each other... the animals that is, ignore the couple over yonder by the bench...
And where would we go to eat, Hypnotoad?
Now that's where it gets all funky. I hate posh restaurants and most buffets look like a dumpster. Don't ask about the taste. However, Hypnotoad, I will admit there is a splendid buffet near home that has the ambiance and flavor of a real restaurant and the food doesn't taste like dumpster rejects either!
And where would we go after that, Hypnotoad?
Crazy? As much as I like talking to you, Hypnotoad, you're not my type. You're too much like me, Hypnotoad.
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Warning: The preceding schizophrenic duality was a gobsmackin' copycat of
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6178670:spray:
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