I think I'm a magnet for whackos

[Oeditpus Rex]

:popcorn:

[amitten]

1. I dunno...I really like you!

:yoiks:

oops.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Please refer to the OP

:hide:

[petronius]

3. That's weird - for some reason, I felt an overwhelming urge to come into this thread

So, uuhhh, what's goin' on in here?

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Nothin'

I'm just re-winding a coil.

:popcorn:

[u4ic]

5. You did call me a friend a few times...

:think:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. I did?

Did he ever show up? :shrug:

[Evoman]

6. Dude, I take the bus almost everyday in the winter.

You have no idea the kinds of people who talk to me. The weirdest thing is that I talk back without hesitation.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. I've heard about Bus People

Some of 'em don't need anyone else to have a conversation. :scared:

[Evoman]

9. There was this one time that this guy that looked exactly like Charles Manson

came on the bus. He was shivering like crazy (even though it wasnt cold) and he was talking to himself. He then turns around, looks at me, and yells at me (and I quote) "THOSE GODDAMN FUCKING CALGARY INDIANS". I looked at him and said, "They're not so bad.." LOL. I'm lucky I wasn't gutted. He just turned around and kept muttering.

Another time, I was sitting in front of a crazy guy I know who goes to my university. Hes a fucking loon...like psychotic (hes actually bugged a friend of mine, who is too friendly for her own good, and has told her he wants to make shower that spits out acid). Anyways, he talks to himself...and at one point he says, "Its not my fucking fault. He should have known better...he shouldn't fuck around with me". I said nothing to him though...cuz that guy scares the shit out of me. I'm just waiting for him to shoot up the school.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. If the first guy had said

"THOSE GODDAMN FUCKING CALGARY FLAMES," I could understand it. But... :shrug:



Y'know what you oughta do? Hide a video camera on you and just let it roll. :rofl:

[Evoman]

11. I'm pretty sure he was talking about native americans

If I remember his muttering correctly, he was going on about crime in calgary and blaming it on them. Okay, charlie manson..whatever.

The bus has its perks...I've gotten a couple of numbers from pretty University girls a couple of times (its easy to chat on the bus, I guess). But there have been too many loony toons to count...one time a very unattractive women asked me if I liked doing the nasty, and kept asking me if I had a girlfriend. She kept licking her lips and trying to be seductive, despite the fact that she was absolutely horrid.

But I love taking the bus....its an adventure.

[Skittles]

12. I.........ER......DAMMIT!!!!

I WILL KICK YOUR MAGNET ASS