Psssst.....I know who your secret admirer is.....

[southlandshari]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"































What? Not funny anymore?

:shrug:


























Happy Valentines Day, anyway, to the DU Lounge crowd from an old naughty girl has-been!

:hi:

[wildhorses]

1. SOUTHLAND SHARI

:hug::hi::loveya:


so good to see you:bounce:

[southlandshari]

6. it's good to be seen...

especially by the likes of you, darlin'!

Happy Heart Day!

:hug:

[Patiod]

2. You need to be spanked

But you would probably like it.

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[southlandshari]

7. who me???

[Hugin]

3. :hi:

Happy Valentines Day!

:)

[southlandshari]

9. Right back at you....

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

4. I knew who YOURS was...

'til you posted that stupid joke. :P



:loveya:

:*

[southlandshari]

13. Get over it, Gump....

If anyone knows the full scoop on all my evil machinations it's you!

:P

[ForrestGump]

27. I'm trying to get over it

But you keep moving...


:o


O8)

[southlandshari]

60. Who me, move?

Methinks you have me confused with the unpredictable machinations of some other online she-diva. Rumors to the contrary aside, I'm afraid I tend to be mind-numbingly consistent wherever I may e-roam, Gump.

:boring:

Thanks for sticking with me, yawns and all.

:)

[ForrestGump]

65. Yeah, you're really boring

But I still dig y'all, mamacita caliente. :hug:





Shame on you, though, for bringing up that "sticking with me" part in a public forum. I mean, it was bad enough, having the paramedics doing such intimate things to us and having those firehoses turned on us in the middle of the street, in broad daylight.....really... :blush:



EDIT: annoying typo

[Bassic]

5. I walked right into that one

:cry:

[southlandshari]

14. Nooooooooo!

Don't e-cry! I have this whole stupid Southern woman guilt thing and now I feel horrible!

I have no money to buy you a heart to make it up to you, but will a moon pie help?

:)

[Bassic]

15. Yeah, a moon pie is just fine

:D

[southlandshari]

23. Flavor?

I suggest avoiding the orange and strawberry vanilla new-fangled variety. A good old doubledecker chocolate moon pie, perhaps?

:D

[Bassic]

24. Can't go wrong with that

:D

[Left Is Write]

8. You are definitely not a has-been.

[southlandshari]

16. Maybe an "almost was" then?

:D

It is soooo good to see you - our paths don't cross nearly often enough these days!

:hug:

[johnnie]

10. Hi Shari

Good to see you :hi:

[southlandshari]

17. Hey johnnie!!

I haven't :hug: you in a long time! I hope there have been many others filling in with the e-hugs in my absence, darlin'!

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

11. ...

:7:7:7

[southlandshari]

18. Hey, stranger!

;)

I'm guessing one of us is Mohammad and the other is the mountain but I get confused after that. Hell, I'm just happy any time and anywhere we e-bump into each other, you know?

I hope you are well, my friend...

:hug: x a brazillion

[matcom]

12. SHARI!

:bounce:

:hi:

[southlandshari]

20. Gadzooks!

You have twice as many hearts as me!

:rofl:


Your admirers just don't know you like I do. I continue to pray for your mortal soul at the old Victory World Prayer Center, you know.

And I'm keeping all the scotch for myself today to help ease the pain I think I should be feeling at the discovery that you are far more beloved here than me.

:cry:




































Oh hell. I can't post this without one more :rofl:

:)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

19. SHARI!!!

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

Missed you tons!! How've you been!?!?!?!?!?

[southlandshari]

25. Mostly good, a little bad and the ugly is someone's else's fault, I swear...

:D

How about you? I hope all is well with you!

:hug:

I saw a great documentary earlier today on the Documentary Channel I think you would really like. I'll PM you the info!

:hi:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

33. Mostly good, some bad.

I got engaged last month! :-)

I'd love to hear about the documentary! I'd say more, but the gov't is closing and i'm heading home! :bounce:!

[Callalily]

21. What a pleasant

surprise southlandshari! Nice to see you.

:hi:

[southlandshari]

29. Awww...thanks!

And thanks for helping further my naughty girl image around here!

;)


Happy Valentine's Day to you, SF!

:hug:

[LaraMN]

22. YOU!

Nice to see you, sweetie! I hope all is well.
:hug: :hug: :hug:

[southlandshari]

30. Hey Lara!

All really is well - big life changes and a couple of scary medical blips on the screen, but overall life continues as a big adventure I am enjoying each day.

I miss your funny modern-day-Erma-Bombeck-with-a-hot-bod-and-a-real-life-attitude-ish threads! I hope you are still sharing your life here in that way, and promise to be around a bit more often from now on!

:hug:

[LaraMN]

44. You're gonna be here more?!

[southlandshari]

53. well, hell....

with a reception like that, how can I say no?

:woohoo:

Yes. I'm going to be around a bit more often from now on. And looking very much forward to our next e-mud wrestling tussle, missy!

:)

[LaraMN]

55. Sweet! I'll start saving my old boxes of pudding!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[jobycom]

26. I don't see you for months, and this is how you pop back into our lives?!?!

Impressive!

:hug:

Hope things are well for you!

[southlandshari]

32. .........

:rofl:

You made me laugh. That is such a good thing these days. It's very good to see you, jobycom.

:hug:

Check your PMs in a bit. I cut up all my credit cards a while back so I can't send you a little e-heart, but I shall compose a Buffett-inspired haiku just for you for Valentine's Day. Just not in public - my poetry is nothing to write home about.

:hide:

[jobycom]

34. That's okay....

I sent you a heart (or two)... :) Matcom does NOT deserve more hearts! He doesn't appreciate moonpies or Jimmy Buffet, and probably not beaches, neither! :rofl:

[southlandshari]

45. Oh my!

$#@% the haiku - if you're the one responsible for all those hearts, I'm gonna work on a full-blown tequila-soaked salt-water-fueled sonnet for you. It will make you weep as you have not wept since you last watched "Because of Winn Dixie".

Brace yourself, man....

;)

[jobycom]

46. Did I say all?

I would never admit how sentimental I am... I mean, to that level of sentimentality! :rofl:

[southlandshari]

75. LOL!

You are just afraid you are going to have to slog through a god-awful bit of prose from me, now, aren't you?

:rofl:

[nickgutierrez]

28. I've never heard that joke before.

And if you believe that, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn with your name on it.

:hi:

[southlandshari]

36. Ahem....

And not in the sex thread kinda way.

:rofl:
































:loveya:

[nickgutierrez]

37. Well, ok, but...

Did you have to burn them down there?

:loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. WILSON!!!

(I'm not gonna say "SHAAAARRRIIIII!!!" because she'll just up and break my li'l ol' heart again.) :cry:

[southlandshari]

39. I broke your heart?

Yikes!

Definitely need a spanking for that, don't you think?

:evilgrin:


Happy Valentine's Day, sweet man. I am very glad we are friends.

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. You runned off with it

:cry:









:spank:




:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

47. Did not!

I waited for you for hours on the steps of the Old Vic, you e-casanova, you!

:cry:




























:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. Old Vic...?

I thought you said "old dick," and I...



















Well... never mind. :blush:

[southlandshari]

50. LMFAO!!

Oh hell....I think you just made me guffaw!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

54. HalleLUjah!

All things old have become new.

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

62. Amen, brother!

I rather enjoy being among the "old" rather than the "new" in many aspects of life - real and online - at this point in my life. I am glad so many of my long-time DU friends are still knocking about here - and I look forward to meeting a lot of the new e-faces who keep the lights on around here these days.

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

64. Say on, sista!

In fact, come closer and whisper it to me. :loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. i miss you

you need to come back for real.

[southlandshari]

40. I'm back. For real.

And the feeling is mutual.

:hug:

[texas1928]

38. No you don't....

So there.

[southlandshari]

42. Maybe not....

But I do know who one of your not-so-secret-admirers is...

:loveya:

[texas1928]

56. Who?

I beginning to think no one likes me on here.

[eyepaddle]

43. SOUTHLAND! I'd been wondering where you'd gone off!

Glad to see you put in an appearance. :hi:

I finally get ready access to a computer w/ intertron hookup and you seem to be scarce--what have you been up to?

:hi:

Happy Valentine's Day

[southlandshari]

49. Oh, you know, the usual...

Divorce, high blood pressure, bankruptcy....of course all of that followed by an exciting new job, new school, finding my place in my old hometown community, watching my seven-year-old daughter kick butt in an otherwise all-boy's basketball league...

Life is good. Always has been. Always will be.

And you?

:hi:

[eyepaddle]

51. Well, other than the divorce, bankruptcy and kid-stuff

pretty much the same! :hug:

On edit: Plus, I eat a lot of citrus these days!

[Richard Steele]

52. Everytime I think I'm OUT...they PULL me back in!

Well done!

[southlandshari]

58. Muwahaha!!

Glad to see you're still here!

:evilgrin:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

57. It is so great to see you, darlin'

:* :loveya: :hi:

[southlandshari]

59. Hello my overseas/stateside friend!

PM me and tell me which continent you are on these days, willya? And give a big wave to the UK Country forum faithful for me til I can get over that way...

:hug:

:hug:

:hug:

[NMDemDist2]

61. so nice of you to drop by!

:hi:

[southlandshari]

63. You....

I can't say your real name here, but you'd better believe I'm thinking about shouting it out loud and giving you a HUGH e-squeeze right now.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

You know - as do many here - about all the real life and internet endeavors that have made me so scarce here in recent months. I want you to know how much it has meant to me to catch your posts about me every now and then in the interim. Made me want to don an e-toga and romp about here with you until we both forgot about all the crap on our respective plates when reality creeps back in.

;)


























So you buy the sheets and I'll strip first....

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

66. Well??

If its Donny Rumsfeld I'm sticking my head in the oven!

[southlandshari]

67. Nope, you're safe...

Your secret admirer is California Peggy. Lucky you - she doesn't like many people around here, you know...

;)



:D

[Guava Jelly]

68. She did give me a heart

Honestly :)
damn you are good!

[Taverner]

69. You aint no has ben

You're a southern gal with cheek!

[southlandshari]

70. Hey you!

Why am I not surprised you were post #69 in this thread?

:P

Happy Valentine's Day, California!

:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

71. Happy Valentine's Day!

:hi:

[southlandshari]

72. Hearts and flowers to you, too!

And a big slice of Valentine's pie, of course.

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

73. There's pie?!

:woohoo:

[southlandshari]

74. For you?

Always!

:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

78. Thank you so much!

I love me some pie! :)

:hug:

[Katherine Brengle]

76. Oh no you did not just post that...

It's been way too long lol, very nicely done.

[southlandshari]

77. Hell no - it wasn't me!

Damned looney toons brother-in-law logged on as me again....

:banghead:































:D

[ForrestGump]

82. Oh no you did NOT just post THAT...

:rofl:


:spank:






:D








:loveya:

[Shine]

79. Ohhhhh, ya got me!!!

hey girl, long time no see!! :hug: :pals:
Hope all's well on your end.
Have you had any moon pies lately? :D

:hi: :hug:

[southlandshari]

80. Truth?

I haven't had a moon pie in quite some time - but I'm starting to crave one now!

;)

Happy Heart Day to you, Shine!

:loveya:

[liberaltrucker]

81. Howdy, darlin'!!!!!

Long time, no see!!!

:hug:

[southlandshari]

83. I've got an orange and blue heart for you!

Happy Valentine's Day, darlin'!

:hug: