what is it with men and blow up dolls?

[ohiosmith]

[itsmesgd]

1. ibtl

[Deja Q]

2. Judy look anorexic...

:yoiks:

[ohiosmith]

4. slow leak

[Deja Q]

14. Yeah, but he wanted a faster one...

:yoiks:

[Katina]

3. any port in a storm?

oops! :evilgrin:

[redqueen]

5. ahahahaha... or sheep!

[ohiosmith]

6. ewe!

[guitar man]

23. hahaha!!!

...a blow up sheep. I didn't know the blow-up doll market catered to the rural right-wing crowd!!

:rofl:

[JVS]

7. I've never seen one that wasn't given as a joke

Fake vaginas and jerk-sleeves OTOH, I've heard friends brag about how happy they are with the purchase.

[redqueen]

9. Oh really?

Glad you mentioned that... I'm putting those down for gift ideas.

:hi:

[Katina]

12. one word...

Rabbits!!! :thumbsup: :blush:

[redqueen]

13. I hear that all the time!

But... machines for down there are scary to me. :scared:

[Katina]

16. then call it a friend

and you'll be fine. B-)

[redqueen]

19. But...

it goes BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sorry... still :scared:

hahahahahahha

I could tell you a story about why... but I shouldn't.

I'll just say one word: desensitization.

[Katina]

22. do I say OUCH!!!

that would be a problem

[JVS]

20. I kid you not

[Kat45]

10. They brag about it???

I'm surprised they even admit to the purchase. :rofl:

[JVS]

17. One day, I'm sitting and watching TV with a friend...

and another friend comes down with this blue tube and says "This thing is the greatest! it has little nubs and everything"

There is no advertisement like a Satisfied (literally) customer

[redqueen]

21. ...

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Gormy Cuss]

8. Great copycat. n/t

[Bassic]

11. I've never even seen a real one.

So I really can't answer you.

[Deja Q]

15. *Gasp* You've never seen a real woman?

:wow:

[Bassic]

24. Euh...

wait what? :crazy:

[KenHodson]

18. If you have to ask, you don't want to know.

[bleedingheart]

25. There was a guy who sat one next to him in his car so he could use

the HOV lane..

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[ohiosmith]

27. Features:

Realdoll Features:
Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation
Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat
Water Resistant - solid construction
Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh
Durable - long life silicone rubber
Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts
Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places
Odorless and Flavorless
Flexible - wide range of joint movement
Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfillment
Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic
Convenient - always ready & available
Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship
Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives

[Zookeeper]

29. "...Comforting - provides stress-free companionship"

"Comforting?" (So's a pillow.) Companionship???? I'm glad anyone who requires a "stress-free" companion has this alternative, rather than making a real woman's life miserable.

:eyes:

[edbermac]

28. Their right arm gets tired after a while.

:rofl: