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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:19 PM
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I got a lap dance last night
Edited on Tue Feb-13-07 02:20 PM by Oeditpus Rex
from a tall, leggy, chestnut-haired goddess with smoldering eyes... and she PEED on me!

:wtf:





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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:21 PM
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1. Aughh!
That's what you get for having a 5 degree lap.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:24 PM
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4. It was much greater than that
and you know it. You even commented on it.



I quote: "My, but what an acute angle!"



:eyes:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:22 PM
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2. IBTL
:evilgrin:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:23 PM
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3. Kum Ba Ya My Lord, Kum Ba Ya. Kum Ba Ya My Lord, Kum Ba Ya
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:25 PM
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5. I don't know wha tyou were doing that Golden Retriever but you better
stop it before you get sent away...


:evilgrin:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:25 PM
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6. Voting her continence?
I've heard it happens.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:16 PM
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7. Locking.
Go and wash your clothes now ...



Call Me Wesley
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