Make me feel like a woman

[Writer]

For just a little while. Hold my shoulders, not my hand. Please, no gentle kisses, kiss me hard. Make me feel like I'm worth more than a daisy. Make me feel like I'm worth two dozen roses. Make me feel like a woman, for just a little while.

[JVS]

1. Get me a beer and a sandwich!

;-)

You feel like a woman now?

:hide:

[Writer]

3. No, I really don't.

That makes me feel like chattel.

[Katherine Brengle]

2. The dishes could use doing, kid needs a diaper change, and oh, you look like you

may have put on a few pounds, sweetie.

[Writer]

6. Wow...

I didn't know my little bit of writing would inspire this.

[Katherine Brengle]

10. Sorry, seemed like

a logical response to "make me feel like a woman" - not sure what you were looking for but sorry if snarkiness wasnn't it :(.

[JVS]

11. same here

[Guava Jelly]

4. they don't allow these types of threads

:evilgrin: :hi:

[Katherine Brengle]

7. Who doesn't?

:confused:

[Guava Jelly]

9. the management

you know S_X threads :silly:

[Writer]

21. Who said this is sexual?

Must it always be sexual?

I say it's sensual. DU allows sensual threads, right?

[Writer]

12. They also don't seem to allow proper reading comprehension...

:shrug:

I was trying to bare my feelings through a tiny bit of writing, and the responses have been sarcastic and predictably misogynist.

[Guava Jelly]

14. Well you are 100% woman

:loveya:
And the world is full of millions of gentlemen who wouldn't mind helping you out :)

[Writer]

15. That's why you're such a man...

because you know how to talk to women.

I hope you have a blast in Mexico.

[Guava Jelly]

16. thank you

:)
and good luck with your writing!

[ohiosmith]

5. Have you seen the remote?

[LaraMN]

8. I was gonna send you a box of tampons,

but I see your requirements are a little different.
:P

[Writer]

13. I think you got it...

thank you. :)

[Connonym]

43. ;-) I was thinking Midol

[LanternWaste]

17. How is it that...

How is it that on your worst day, you look better than everyone else on their best day?

A lady like you should be placed on a pedestal so high, I would need wings to reach you.

Seeing you, holding you, smelling you makes me feel like I'm a teenager again-- no thoughts, no consequences, just a pure high that even your most remote presence sets off.

(These used to work once I was able to fake the sincerity bit... no idea if they still do-- but hey, I'm gonna take my shot)

On Edit: Dammit. The "i" and the "o" key shouldn't be next to each other-- it makes a world of difference when typing the word 'shot'...

[Writer]

19. I like sincerity.

You'd probably think it would work because I'd just smile at you. But I'd just turn away.

[wildhorses]

18. maybe this will help--

at last my love has come along~etta james


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDtVo-jlcAc

[Writer]

20. Thank you.

My love is sleeping a couple of feet away from me, and likely will be for several more hours.

Oh well. ;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. I'll try.

:hug: :*

[Writer]

25. And succeed!

:*

[taterguy]

23. I only wish I could

If not for pesky little technicalities like that we live thousands of miles away and have other real life partners :)

[Writer]

26. Those pesky little technicalities that make such a thing so difficult!

There's always the written word, tater. ;) We can always use that.

[taterguy]

28. We could use written words

But the ones I'm thinking now shouldn't be posted on this site :)

[Writer]

31. Oh?

Ya know the internet has many modes of communication. ;)

[taterguy]

32. you've got mail

[fla nocount]

24. Just the content and tone of your missive

prove that you are all woman and likely a good catch for some lucky fellow. He's out there Writer, hang tight. He's probably hanging with that woman I'm waiting for, wish the hell that they would breakup.

[Writer]

27. You know, I wrote this and I have a fellow...

he's sleeping just a couple of feet away from me.

This gives me pause - why would I write such a missive if I already have one? Maybe he and I need to chat a while...

[fla nocount]

29. Let me know if you break up.......wink,wink n/t

[Writer]

30. (chuckles)

He's a good one. It might be a while... ;)

[Taverner]

33. Hey, I'll open all the doors for ya...

AND make you feel safe...

Oh wait, I'm married :P

[Writer]

36. Me too.

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

34. You know I would...

:hi:

:loveya:

RL

[Writer]

35. Hey, Retro.

How is your writing coming along?

[RetroLounge]

37. It's progressing okay...

I was too sick to write yesterday, so I slept most of the day...

Finished a poem this week.

Bought some new poetry books for inspiration.

Finished a novel. Began another one.

RL

[Writer]

39. I'm glad to hear that.

I'm in the dumps at the moment. I'm trying to motivate myself to leave the bed and shower. Mr. Writer and I have a fondue date this Friday, so for now it's Wednesday as usual.

Writer the Drifter.

[Cabcere]

38. Hey Writer

I don't have much to offer, but here are some hugs: :hug: :hug: :hug:

and some virtual chocolate:


From one real woman to another, I hope you have a wonderful V-Day! :loveya:

[Writer]

41. That cake looks luscious.

Decadent. Oozing with sweet sensual chocolatey taste. Yum!

[Cabcere]

44. It's called "Death By Chocolate"

for precisely that reason. ;) I have a bit left over in my fridge that I plan on enjoying later tonight. You're welcome to come over and share with me! :hi:

[krispos42]

40. Taking 25% of your pay.... :-) n/t

[Fran Kubelik]

42. you beat me to it

:thumbsup:

[Burma Jones]

45. Give me the fucking remote

[RedStateShame]

46. I KNOW where we're going, so there's no reason to stop and ask for directions!!