How come every time Bush holds a press conference it's during the Price is Right?

[Reverend_Smitty]

why does he hate America?

[dropkickpa]

1. Captive audience?

He knows that people don't want to miss one minute of Magical Bob and his Buxom Beauties, so they'll sit through the damn thing just so they don't miss.

or

Because many people work, go to school, etc, they figure the best time is when a large chunk of Americas won't be able to tune in and they'll get to let something slip by.

[Aristus]

2. "The Price Is Right." That's what all of his corporate campaign contributors

thought when they donated to his campaign. They knew he be giving them Big Government welfare for eight solid years.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. Because he knows his dad won't be watching then.

[Auggie]

4. So he can catch Jerry Springer in the afternoon.

:rofl:

[hellbound-liberal]

5. He's interrupting Rosie O'Donnell on the view.

He can't handle the truth!

[BuelahWitch]

6. He doesn't believe in having pets spayed and neutered either

I'll bet :grr: