I was trying on some "frilly things," in anticipation of my evening festivities

[LaraMN]

for V-day, and I have determined that it is too damn cold in my house to wear them. I'm sure the sight of me standing around in lingerie all blue and shivering would be a tremendous turn-on.

Walking around rolled up like a burrito in an electric blanket wouldn't be too sexy, either.

I need a new plan. Or a space heater.

No wonder I always got knocked up in the spring.


:eyes:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Once you get going though, you'll warm right up!

Trust me :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

2. But I'll be so cold that anyone I touch will shriek.

I have hands like ice, WITH clothes on.
I'm like a warmed-up corpse.

[bicentennial_baby]

3. Same here...

Sniffa always jumps in the air when I put my cold hands on his neck...hehe...

Here's to you and I both having yummy fun this evening :toast:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Well, maybe Mr. MN is a necrophile.

You should get really cold, then lie there completely still. If he likes that, you'll know he's a pervert.

You're welcome! :hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

5. ...

:spray: leave it to you!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

6. You're like my second Dad,

with your pertinent, heartfelt advice and all...

Thank you, Hedges!! :hug:

:rofl:

[edbermac]

7. No pics?

:(

[LaraMN]

10. Sure.

[edbermac]

16. Not really your color.

;)

[ornotna]

33. You are so hot!

:rofl:

[bleedingheart]

8. first drink some vodka...then you won't notice as you suffer frostbite

in your frilly stuff

[LaraMN]

11. Hmmm. Maybe if I'm adequately tanked...

good thinkin'!

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. steal one of his flannel shirts...

That can sometimes do the trick! :hi:

[LaraMN]

12. He doesn't own one! Real "Minnesotan," eh?

He lived in Florida for a long time, and has not assumed full male Minnesotan characteristics.

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. Go buy him one! and give it to him...with you in it!!!

:bounce:

[Dora]

13. Longjohns!

[LaraMN]

14. Everything about that picture is wrong.

Everything.

[Dora]

17. Not as wrong as this.....

[LaraMN]

18. Is that Iggy Pop?

Yikes!

[Dora]

36. Icky Pop. n/t

[GirlinContempt]

15. I got flowers!

:P

[LaraMN]

19. You did?!

Sweet!
What kind?

[GirlinContempt]

21. Roses & Alstroemeria

But, 7 roses. What a weird number, no?

[LaraMN]

22. Ohhh... seven's my unlucky number.

So is thirteen.
But I'm sure you're safe!

[GirlinContempt]

23. I actually prefer the alstroemeria anyway

[LaraMN]

26. I'm gonna have to look that one up.

You know what I hate?
-carnations
-baby's breath

[GirlinContempt]

28. AGREED

comes in all colours and combos

Mine are white

[Midlodemocrat]

20. This looks suspicously like a sex thread to me.

Yup. It sure does.

[LaraMN]

24. Nuh -uh! I don't talk about "dirty" things!

Never!
:7

[jpgray]

25. Good thing you don't moderate anymore.

Though even during your term I don't think you were much for "moderation." :P

[Midlodemocrat]

29. jpgray are you calling me out?

Cause that would be fun. :P

[jpgray]

32. I refuse to hop on your banwagon.

:dunce:

[Briarius]

27. imagine finding you here then...

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Stalk. Stalk. Stalk.

This is getting a bit easier. If you reply to all my posts, I'll know where you are!

:rofl:

[Briarius]

35. How do you know I'm not stalking you now

eh?

:evilgrin:

[pdx_prog]

30. Do you have a long coat?

If so just dress up in your yummies and put the coat on......flash him a few times to show him what is in store then take the coat off before getting into bed....

And don't forget the pictures.....:rofl:

[xmas74]

34. I got knocked up in early fall.

Nice weather-you know, drive in the country at night, throw down a blanket, bit of breeze.

Still the same idea-the nice times of year. Wintertime I looked like crap because I was bundled up to no end and summer I looked like I was melting.