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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 02:28 PM
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"It's been a very trying week for Anna Nicole Smith."
From the "my local news anchor is a bigger idiot than your local news anchor" files.

Overheard as I was shaving this morning:

"Alexander Denk, a former Anna Nicole Smith bodyguard announced yesterday that he may be the father of her five month old daughter. Following Anna's death last Thursday, no less than five men have claimed to be her child's father, her mansion in the Bahamas was burglarized and a battle rages over her remains. It has been a very trying week for Anna Nicole Smith."




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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 02:33 PM
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1. you have to be kidding me.
:wow:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 02:34 PM
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2. nope
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 02:34 PM
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3. I can't imagine it getting much worse for her.
That's just crazy.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 02:35 PM
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4. I think it's time to close the "bigger idiot news anchor" file
Your guy has run away with it...

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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 02:47 PM
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5. Journamalizing is hard work. n/t
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 02:58 PM
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6. I think the father is Alice Cooper
Edited on Wed Feb-14-07 03:01 PM by rocknation
Because he did a song called Billion Dollar Baby!

Stop all this nonsense and do a paternity test, will ya! I'm starting to feel sorry for her!

:headbang:
rocknation
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 02:59 PM
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7. I thought she was dead?
This may start a whole new religion now.
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