"do you have biases against the defendant?"

[sniffa]

*sniffa raises his hand*

judge: juror number 28, pLease approach the bench. what issue prevents you from making an unbiased judgement in this case?

sniffa: i reaLLy don't Like wife beaters.

judge: um, this man is onLy accused of domestic vioLence. everyone is assumed innocent.

sniffa: yeah, but i reaLLy don't Like wife beaters who run their spouses over with their truck.

judge: so you are unabLe to judge this case fairLy?

sniffa: weLL, i can try, but i just wanted to throw that out there that i may be biased against this scumbag.

judge: juror number 28, you may return to the gaLLery.

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and so ended sniffa's day of civic duty.

[Fran Kubelik]

1. ha!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Dear Sir, you do indeed rock.

In the utmost of ways.

[Rising Phoenix]

3. thats my boy

:loveya: