What kind of toppings would be on an emo pizza?

[Oeditpus Rex]

:shrug:

[babydollhead]

1. sour balls

[SPKrazy]

2. Tell Me What An "Emo Pizza" Is

and I'll tell you the toppings

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. It would take an emo person

to fully explain it. :P

[idgiehkt]

3. Black

olives, of course. :hi:

[Ariana Celeste]

4. Sardines, onions, and black olives

sardines represent like how much my life stinks and like, nobody likes sardines man, just like me. onions because I cry about everything, and the black olives are black and hollow like my soul.

(so says my emo friend)

[Mary Tyler Moore]

5. Anchovies

THey are sad little fish and just lay there.

[Left Is Write]

7. Black olives and blood sausage.

[Little Wing]

8. In a perfect emo world, the pizza would be:

topped with cheese that came from a goat which the farmers purposely kept away from all the other goats so it couldn't play, and was also verbally taunted and picked on by both the other goats and the farmers.

made from tomato sauce from tomatos that miraculously grew without ever getting a single ray of sunshine

the crust/bread would be flat like a wrap since emo yeast never rises

there are no toppings, because just like real life, there is no variety and its the same thing over and over again

[xmas74]

12. That sounds like an emo pizza.

Perfect.

[Ariana Celeste]

13. LOL

[idgiehkt]

17. You are brilliant!

I wish we could nominate a single post. This needs to be nominated for one of those DUzy awards...but I have no idea how to do that or who is in charge of it.

[WhollyHeretic]

9. Fresh cut uncooked onions

[XemaSab]

10. Alls I know:

You gots to serve it with lots of whine. :P

[xmas74]

11. Whatever the person ordering it doesn't like

so they can whine about how no one understands them when they see there is nothing they will eat on the pizza.

Does that make sense?

[Katherine Brengle]

16. lmao

[xmas74]

19. Sad but true.

Ordering a pizza must become a tragedy instead of a simple phone call for delivery.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Self-loathing, desolation, and emptiness

[Katherine Brengle]

15. Righteous self-pity and sun dried tomatoes?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Whatever toppings are available in mom's basement.

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

20. Sausage that cuts itself.

[idgiehkt]

21. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[madrchsod]

22. swedish fish

[philosophie_en_rose]

23. stomped-on artichoke hearts marinated in tears of a thousand despairs

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

24. Barbequed Big Bird

Oh.....you said emo not Elmo!

:rofl:

[Generic Brad]

25. I was thinking Emu

That's a big bird of a different feather.