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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:05 AM Original message |
Let's give GoPsUx a bit of travel advice before he leaves for Mexico. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
1. Dare a policeman to arrest you. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:25 AM Response to Reply #1 |
15. "Is that a real gun? Betcha can't shoot me!" |
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slj0101 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
2. After checking in, be sure to drink plenty of tap water. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
3. Drink lots of tap water. |
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ornotna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:07 AM Original message |
Drink lots of water n/t |
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Rhythm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:07 AM Response to Original message |
4. Beer is spelled "cerveza"... learn it... live it... |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:07 AM Response to Original message |
5. Bring tons of extra cash... every time you turn around, the cops ding you for $40. |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:07 AM Response to Original message |
6. Look For Dudes Selling Pot |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:08 AM Response to Original message |
7. Everybody understands English if you speeeek sloooooooowly and with condecension. |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:25 AM Response to Reply #7 |
16. And, get progressively louder. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:57 AM Response to Reply #7 |
21. and loud - |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:11 AM Response to Original message |
8. They've got the BEST |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
9. Two sentences that are imperative to know |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
10. Geez, Writer |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:20 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. I know. It's a futile attempt to reach out to him. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:24 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. You said the same thing |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:28 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Well this is a bit more explosive. |
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Rhythm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:40 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. kinda like the ones in "Titanic"?! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:44 AM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Can you give me some engine specifications? |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:28 AM Response to Reply #19 |
23. Bore: |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:36 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Hmmm |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:37 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Yeah, and it makes a similar noise... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:41 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Sounds like you need to |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:44 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. They have someone who can surface the head... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:49 AM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Then whadya need me for? |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:50 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Yeah, we need you to keep a close eye on the entire mechanism... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:54 AM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Aw |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:56 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Yeah, if you don't mind... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 02:02 AM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Why? |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 02:06 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. It is a 7 year-old piston, and it's been driven hard for quite a while... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 02:11 AM Response to Reply #36 |
38. I think I'd better duck out of this |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 02:14 AM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Oh... well all you need to do is massage the valve a bit so it stays flush with the valve shaft... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 02:20 AM Response to Reply #39 |
41. Nah, it's okay |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:20 AM Response to Original message |
12. Be nice. Export items for street pharmacists. |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:24 AM Response to Original message |
13. Join a rebel army! |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
20. Speak loudly so everyone in the room will know you are American. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:01 AM Response to Original message |
22. be sure to grab whatever it is for that "special price, just for you" |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
24. Get really drunk and shout: "¡George Bush es el presidente del mundo!" |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:38 AM Response to Original message |
27. Your cab driver can get you anything you want |
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Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
30. OMG!! *THAT* was the first thought in my head after reading the subject |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 02:08 AM Response to Original message |
37. Drink lots of local water |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 02:15 AM Response to Original message |
40. Remember: Them illegals live down there. Stay away from 'em and vote Tancredo! |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 04:07 AM Response to Original message |
42. thanks guys |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 04:17 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Your knife would say "Writer" on the blade, no doubt. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 04:18 AM Response to Reply #43 |
44. I will |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 04:20 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. LOLOL |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:32 AM Response to Original message |
46. That thing about the water is an urban legend |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-15-07 07:34 AM Response to Original message |
47. Don't buy any silver unless it has a government stamp. |
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