Who is the naughtiest DU'er?

[Writer]

I vote for GoPsUx...

and myself.

We share a birthday and it appears we also share a penchant for All Things Naughty.

Who are your picks?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. LostinVA is a complete perv.

So am I, so it all works out good.

[LeftyMom]

5. I almost said you guys, but figured it wasn't worth risking the ass kicking.

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Nah, we wouldn't kick your ass...

maybe flvegan's.

The only problem with him is that he'd enjoy it.

:eyes:

[LeftyMom]

11. I'd be hearing about that for the rest of my days.

That and cars he used to have. :rofl: Boys. :eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. OOooo....what kind of cars?

I like fast things that burn precious fossil fuels.

[LeftyMom]

Oh, do ask him, it would make him entirely too happy to tell you about them.

Of course, now he's all grown up and has a little thing that's a nice mix of sporty and practical.

[flvegan]

66. Did someone mention cars?

Ahhh...memories.

[LostinVA]

89. I can't believe you posted that

I mean, it's completely true, but OMG.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

91. We've posted worse.

[qnr]

2. Don't know. I'm sweet & innocent (oh yeah, and humble!) -- I didn't know there

were any naughty DU'ers.

[LeftyMom]

3. Me. I won't say why, to spare flvegan's inbox the envious PMs and requests for details.

You're just going to have to trust me on this one. :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Oh...I've looked at those vegan bondage equipment sites...

they have some quality products.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

10. They do custom work!

:D

[Heidi]

14. Question!

CMW ordered the JBL Radial for his iPod. It hasn't arrived yet, but could you tell me whether it has a headphone jack? I downloaded the owner's manual, but couldn't find any reference to a headphone jack. :hi:

Thanks, LeftyMom!

[LeftyMom]

15. Hold on, I'll go look at the back. BRB. edit: nope.

I hope that's not a big issue for you guys. I'd hate to have steered you wrong. :(

[Heidi]

17. It's not a big issue for him,

but his office is adjacent to my studio, and I fear that without a headphone jack, I'm going to be subjected to overhearing his endless hours of Monty Python crap sketches. :cry: His current speakers have a headphone jack. It's OK. I'll just turn my iPod up really LOUD. :evilgrin:

Thank you for checking, LeftyMom. :hug:

[LeftyMom]

18. Oh no problem, it's maybe 8 feet away from where I'm typing.

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Don't even go thinkin' you got away with that

:spank:

[bridgit]

32. poor baby...

:(

[SKKY]

4. I think, generally speaking, liberals are much naughtier on the whole...

...but if you start a spanking thread, you'll find out quick enough.

[Rhythm]

7. i was gonna vote for GoPsUx, for sure...

uyou i don't know yet...

but if you're anything like him, we're going to get along just fine :evilgrin:

[Writer]

9. I AM a mystery...

but I much like it that way. ;)

[chknltl]

12. CaliforniaPeggy Of course!

Anyone with THAT many hearts has GOT to be doing SOMETHING the National Enquirer would find worth investigating...hmmm...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

38. My dear chknltl!

I humbly thank you for your vote............

;)

[SeattleGirl]

16. You've no idea how naughty I really am....

:evilgrin:

[speedoo]

53. Some of us are quite aware..

of your naughtiness, SG! :P

[Guava Jelly]

19. I'm nice and a perfect gentleman

:sarcasm:

[Writer]

20. And I'm Mother Theresa in a Burqha.

Be sure to take a look at this before you leave, okay? ;)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6193017&mesg_id=6193017

[Guava Jelly]

21. I did and thank you

:sarcasm: :rofl:

[Writer]

23. Hee-haw, dahling.

And have a great trip! :* :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

24. thanks sweetie

:loveya:
I'll bring you back some water :silly:

[Writer]

25. Oooh. Something else to corrupt me with.

I can't wait! :evilgrin:

[Lyric]

26. *tosses in a vote for GoPsUx*

No further comment. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

27. Thank you Green eyed lady

:loveya:
I bet you got a naughty streak yourself :7 :hi:

[Lyric]

28. Me, a naughty streak? Oooh, you could say that.

I wouldn't care to measure it, although I've heard that you can see it from space. :evilgrin: :rofl: :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

30. is that so

:)
:woohoo:

[Guava Jelly]

29. As for the du naughtiest

I will judge that by the pictures i get in my pm box :evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

31. I think I'd have a shot at 'DU's biggest Asshole'...but naughty...well, I am a perv but

I'm sure there are some of you here that are pervier than me.
Honestly, I doubt Writer is one of them, though :P

[sniffa]

33. that wouLd be me

hands down. :bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

39. i think you have some competition...

in me ;)

[sniffa]

43. true dat

wiLL have to have a naughty-off to decide the winner. :D

[bicentennial_baby]

49. yes, let's

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

34. Once upon a time ~ it was me.

WCGreen is still a badboy.

[eyepaddle]

44. I think I'm votin' Joani

Let me tall ya, there was this PM one time....

:blush: ;)

[graywarrior]

35. GoPsUx, hands down.

Or should I say hands all over.

[VelmaD]

36. since short bus president was banned...

the answer would be me. Anyone who disagrees needs to search the Lounge archives using the term "Grotto". :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

37. RevActs is very very naughty.

I have thousands of PM's from her to prove it.

[speedoo]

52. Oh, and you're not?

I think Rev's computer is on the fritz again, so she's unable to defend herself.

(as if she actually would) :rofl:

[graywarrior]

54. RevActs would be the first to admit she's a dirty little girl.

[speedoo]

55. Yes, but she also like to play the innocent.

"Oh dear!" etc. Like she thinks we can be fooled. :eyes:

[graywarrior]

56. We can be fooled.

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

40. I would be by far, except honestly, I just talk a big game...

but my pick would get me shot if I said it out loud so I will just keep it to myself. I haven't stayed alive this long without great survival instincts. :)

[Arugula Latte]

41. Man: GopsUx. ... Woman: NewWaveChick1981

Naughty, naughty, naughty.

[NewWaveChick1981]

58. ...

:P I think you're right. :rofl: :hi:

[Arugula Latte]

78. I thought you'd think that was a badge of honor!

:rofl:

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

79. Absolutely!

:hi: :rofl: :D Thanks!

[GalleryGod]

42. GOPisEVIL!

Still water runs deep, my friends...VERY deep!
:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

45. I am pure as the Driven Snow - However Pope Cheesy has a very naughty streak!

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

46. Can't be me

I'm sweet and innocent and chaste and as pure as the driven snow.

As long as it's not driving too far.






:hide:

[speedoo]

57. Uh huh.

Suuuuure. :P

(nice to "see" ya, rrr!)

[SPKrazy]

73. Hmmmm?

:shrug:

:hi:

[Bassic]

47. I can't tell

I haven't seen enough pictures :D :hide:

[rbnyc]

48. A lot of people would say me if I weren't so discrete..

...I mean, umm... uh...

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

50. I'd say pawpicker but I have yet to see a picture of his butt.

Obviously it must be GoPsUx. With NWC a close runner-up. In some men's eyes she may even be the winner. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

60. I'll go with gopsux on the men's side.

:rofl: And as for me....oh, honey, you have NO idea... :evilgrin:

[crim son]

62. Perhaps I do, which is why I voted for you!

:evilgrin: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

84. Well, Discounted Because Of A BUTT PIC?

:cry:


I'm naughty

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

88. I know you are.

But it's all talk, no action! :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

90. What Would It Take To Give You Action

that you want?

:evilgrin:

I'm listening

and I am willing to change!

[belladonna]

51. Once upon a time, I might have been considered for that honor

Now I'm just boring ol' Belladonna :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

64. See, you should never have let on that you're not really named after a porn star

;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

67. Wait, she's not that Belladonna?

Belladonna is a top-notch porn star.

[LeftyMom]

68. Alas, no.

If she were, this thread would be no contest. :D

[speedoo]

59. I'm casting a vote for MissHoneychurch.

There is ummm.... certain photographic evidence that might be available to support such a vote. :P

[SKKY]

71. I believe she IS the only one to post a pic of herself in a thong...

...that's pretty naughty, bringing the lounge into it like that and all.

[NewWaveChick1981]

61. Well, you ARE very naughty...

:hi: But do you have pics of your naughtiness? :evilgrin:

As for me, I plead the Fifth... :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

65. nwc is the queen of naughty

And I :loveya: for it

[NewWaveChick1981]

81. Well, gopsux...

I :loveya: too, you naughty boy...

[Writer]

72. It's too late to change my OP, but you definitely are the Founding Femme of Knot-T-Ness.

As for me... well... ummmm... yeah, I'll also plead the fifth. :evilgrin: ;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

80. No need to change it...

:hi: :evilgrin: We Naughty Girls need to stick together. :patriot:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

63. me

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

69. That's Not What You Said

last night!

:evilgrin:


:rofl:

[Writer]

74. Bad boy!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

76. But Not Naughty Enough

to qualify for this thread I guess

:eyes:

[Writer]

77. Yes, so I gave you your own thread.

Take a look, partner...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6196092&mesg_id=6196092

[SPKrazy]

70. I'm Voting For New Wave Chick 1981

hands down, er, whatever...

:evilgrin:

:thumbsup:

:woohoo:

[NewWaveChick1981]

82. ...

:rofl: :evilgrin: So tell me... down where??? :P

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

83. You Know

hands down, er,











(there)



:evilgrin:



:rofl:



:P





Ya back home?

:loveya:

some day we will meet won't we?

[NewWaveChick1981]

85. ...

:rofl: I suppose we will... :D

After being stuck in airport hell, I got back late last night. I've been a zombie all day...:(

[SPKrazy]

86. ...

airport hell sucks



I remember getting on a plane in Memphis, to go to Ft. Smith, en route from Minneapolis, and we got on the runway and the little puddle jumper filled with smoke and so they evacuated us. Hours and hours later I happened to get a flight back.

At least now we have a little bigger planes coming in here, well faster anyhow.

Glad you're back, zombie!

:rofl:


:hug:

[WI_DEM]

75. Me, but I keep it pretty much to myself.

[XemaSab]

87. billyskank

n/t

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

92. Southpawkicker ain't a bad choice, imo.

:hi: